Recruiting forum off topic thread (no politics, covid, or hot button issues)

[Jackcrevol]

Only rich libs like @Jackcrevol can afford a Tesla.

one of my closest friends had one. he and his daughter barely escaped a wreck on 81 before car exploded

no thanks

 

[Weezer]

You say that as you casually steal someone's love of their life. . .

Only in his fantasies. Betty had better taste than to date a possum. Nuisance animals that she believed should be spayed or neutered.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Not shocked that possums try to steal everything.

me when i see a possum

 

[TN-POSSUM]

 

[Weezer]

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I know you are lashing out over your hurt feelings, but a Bama shirt? Really? That's just a low blow, varmint.

 

[Weezer]

Glitch is gonna be in one of those Subaru Love commercials.

I hope he remembers to mention a possum caused the accident. Nuisance animals.

 

[TheBigOne10]

Smoked pheasant sure was tasty as an appetizer for the big birds!

 

[TN-POSSUM]

I hope he remembers to mention a possum caused the accident. Nuisance animals.

False:

It was definitely a yeti......
Your kind is well known for "road twerking"

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Mods out here getting holiday pay.

 

[Weezer]

False:

It was definitely a yeti......View attachment 793250
Your kind is well known for "road twerking"

That's a sasquatch doing the twerking.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

That's a sasquatch doing the twerking.

What was you doing.... the alabama shuffle?

 

[Glitch]

False:

It was definitely a yeti......View attachment 793250
Your kind is well known for "road twerking"

Yep. That looks like her dashcam footage.

Hello...Morgan & Morgan...

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Yep. That looks like her dashcam footage.

Hello...Morgan & Morgan...

Dude.......


Just in case a screenshot won't do.....

 

[Weezer]

What was you doing.... the alabama shuffle?

What was I doing?

Probably your mom.

 

[utvolmaniac]

What was I doing?

 

[Enki_Amenra]

So, I've had a bad day and haven't kept up with all the news. Trying to catch up now. Tell me if I have this wrong.

Sumrall to Florida
Golesh to Auburn
Lane to LSU
Memphis coach to Arkansas

Any word on who Ole Miss goes after?
Is Garner going back to Auburn to be on Golesh's staff?

How did your leg lengthening surgery go?

 

[Weezer]

How did your leg lengthening surgery go?

Everything is as long as it should be. Just ask Jack's mom.

Been laid up by pain most of the day. I'm limited by what I can take for pain. And it doesn't work a lot of the time.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Everything is as long as it should be. Just ask Jack's mom.

Been laid up by pain most of the day. I'm limited by what I can take for pain. And it doesn't work a lot of the time.

 

[Weezer]

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Your mom makes that same face.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Your mom makes that same face.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Your mom makes that same face.

 

[Jackcrevol]

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Lumberg.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Lumberg.

Their children would have hoofs

 

[Jackcrevol]

Their children would have hoofs

like a record...

 

[knoxvol52]