The Culinary Arts Thread

[Behr]

NGL, that would be amazing with some ketchup and a side of tater tots.

You would be amazing with some stfu and a side of gtfo.

 

[malinoisvol]

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Is that those gawdawful sand burrs?

 

[Behr]

Is that those gawdawful sand burrs?

*spurs

 

[malinoisvol]

*spurs

Watebber dey calt. Little bastages is painFUL!

 

[Behr]

And they hurt worse at removal.

 

[Behr]

Watebber dey calt. Little bastages is painFUL!

Yeah, Imma slap Chad and his alter girlfriend Possum upside the damn face with a twig of them.

 

[Behr]

Sumbishes think they funny. Ive laffed more in the Oil can thread.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

 

[Behr]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Sumbishes think they funny. Ive laffed more in the Oil can thread.

 

[FastChad]

Yeah, Imma slap Chad and his alter girlfriend Possum upside the damn face with a twig of them.

You remind of the Applebees bartender in Seneca that used to pretend to not like me. I asked her out at least 30 times until she finally gave in and went to watch midget wrestling with me. She said no to a second date, but I think that was because she was afraid of falling in love with a younger man.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

You remind of the Applebees bartender in Seneca that used to pretend to not like me. I asked her out at least 30 times until she finally gave in and went to watch midget wrestling with me. She said no to a second date, but I think that was because she was afraid of falling in love with a younger man.

@joevol33

 

[joevol33]

@joevol33

Truth is, the bartender fell in love with me when she saw my moves in those tights, and wanted nothing more to do with Chad

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Truth is, the bartender fell in love with me when she saw my moves in those tights, and wanted nothing more to do with Chad

*IIRC.... blue for KY basketball, right??

 

[95 Vol Alum]

You remind of the Applebees bartender in Seneca that used to pretend to not like me. I asked her out at least 30 times until she finally gave in and went to watch midget wrestling with me. She said no to a second date, but I think that was because she was afraid of falling in love with a younger man.

Nailed it, Behr is afraid of falling in love with a younger man.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

This should have been called the fast pussum thread. Honorable mention to Chad's pussum

 

[FastChad]

@joevol33

If you’ve never been, you should really go. It’s a lot of fun. As you can see, I splurged on great seats.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

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If you’ve never been, you should really go. It’s a lot of fun. As you can see, I splurged on great seats.

I will literally believe anything you post.




*draw us a picture of that cougar bartender at the Applebee's, bro.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

This should have been called the fast pussum thread. Honorable mention to Chad's pussum

@Chadspussum ....

 

[Behr]

Nailed it, Behr is afraid of falling in love with a younger man.

 

[Behr]

Yall done fawked up another awesome thread. 5* to -5 in 3 posts.

All of ya.... kiss my ass.

Not on zi left, not on zi right but right in zi mittle.

 

[82_VOL_83]

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I will have nightmares

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Yall done fawked up another awesome thread. 5* to -5 in 3 posts.

All of ya.... kiss my ass.

Not on zi left, not on zi right but right in zi mittle.

Maybe he's not afraid after all.

 

[joevol33]

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*IIRC.... blue for KY basketball, right??

Kentucky sucks, didn't they just lose to Louisville?!

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Kentucky sucks, didn't they just lose to Louisville?!

Well ..... wear your georgia panties, crybaby