ChrisOnRockyTop
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DUDE.......That was awesome..still giggling! Now, I'm not saying your right, horrible, bad bad bad shame on you! ....But your not wrong either...Look, I get it. Lots of y’all are picky, and that’s cool. But since one of us is honor bound to extend some southern hospitality to the Pavias, I volunteer as tribute. If the Vols lose to Vanderbilt, I’m willing to fight his drunk brothers, and then dust myself off and take his hot mom out somewhere nice like The Cooker in West End. She’ll need jeans without holes, of course. Maybe one of the ladies can help her out with that.
Anyhow, that’s all. When New Mexico State comes to town, y’all ask around and see if the brothers have any known weaknesses. I’d like to make it to dinner in one piece.
Tell me again about the academic standards at Vandy(also known as the Harvard of the South)Look, I get it. Lots of y’all are picky, and that’s cool. But since one of us is honor bound to extend some southern hospitality to the Pavias, I volunteer as tribute. If the Vols lose to Vanderbilt, I’m willing to fight his drunk brothers, and then dust myself off and take his hot mom out somewhere nice like The Cooker in West End. She’ll need jeans without holes, of course. Maybe one of the ladies can help her out with that.
Anyhow, that’s all. When New Mexico State comes to town, y’all ask around and see if the brothers have any known weaknesses. I’d like to make it to dinner in one piece.
I'd hit it...Look, I get it. Lots of y’all are picky, and that’s cool. But since one of us is honor bound to extend some southern hospitality to the Pavias, I volunteer as tribute. If the Vols lose to Vanderbilt, I’m willing to fight his drunk brothers, and then dust myself off and take his hot mom out somewhere nice like The Cooker in West End. She’ll need jeans without holes, of course. Maybe one of the ladies can help her out with that.
Anyhow, that’s all. When New Mexico State comes to town, y’all ask around and see if the brothers have any known weaknesses. I’d like to make it to dinner in one piece.
Naw, brother... let her keep the holey jeans and drive her down Murfreesboro Rd (so she'd feel right at home) and surprise her with the PARKWAY Cooker... where I had my first bartending job all those years ago. And the meatloaf wasLook, I get it. Lots of y’all are picky, and that’s cool. But since one of us is honor bound to extend some southern hospitality to the Pavias, I volunteer as tribute. If the Vols lose to Vanderbilt, I’m willing to fight his drunk brothers, and then dust myself off and take his hot mom out somewhere nice like The Cooker in West End. She’ll need jeans without holes, of course. Maybe one of the ladies can help her out with that.
Anyhow, that’s all. When New Mexico State comes to town, y’all ask around and see if the brothers have any known weaknesses. I’d like to make it to dinner in one piece.
Woah! We make fun of people, but leave their families out of it!Look, I get it. Lots of y’all are picky, and that’s cool. But since one of us is honor bound to extend some southern hospitality to the Pavias, I volunteer as tribute. If the Vols lose to Vanderbilt, I’m willing to fight his drunk brothers, and then dust myself off and take his hot mom out somewhere nice like The Cooker in West End. She’ll need jeans without holes, of course. Maybe one of the ladies can help her out with that.
Anyhow, that’s all. When New Mexico State comes to town, y’all ask around and see if the brothers have any known weaknesses. I’d like to make it to dinner in one piece.
thank you for your sacrificeLook, I get it. Lots of y’all are picky, and that’s cool. But since one of us is honor bound to extend some southern hospitality to the Pavias, I volunteer as tribute. If the Vols lose to Vanderbilt, I’m willing to fight his drunk brothers, and then dust myself off and take his hot mom out somewhere nice like The Cooker in West End. She’ll need jeans without holes, of course. Maybe one of the ladies can help her out with that.
Anyhow, that’s all. When New Mexico State comes to town, y’all ask around and see if the brothers have any known weaknesses. I’d like to make it to dinner in one piece.
