Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[McDad]

Your tenants are lucky that it wasn’t a girl.

We had already decided if the child was female we would have her genitals surgically changed to male because we all knew that's how "he" would identify.

 

[Orangeburst]

you ever see the movie The Super with Joe Pesci..it was funny.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

It's a good thing I am a wealthy, predatory slumlord. All of the downtrodden scratching out a meager existence in my substandard shanties are putting my grandson on a pedestal. I have no doubt that knowledge gives their meaningless lives a sense of purpose.

Have you ever actually evicted anybody? You're too nice to be a Scrooge, so if theres any real slumlording going on you must have a hatchetman...or a wife...to enforce your total dominance and collect the tributes and taxes of said peons..

 

[Orangeburst]

Have you ever actually evicted anybody? You're too nice to be a Scrooge, so if theres any real slumlording going on you must have a hatchetman...or a wife...to enforce your total dominance and collect the tributes and taxes of said peons..

Im go go squat on a McDad Enterprises property.

 

[Vol423]

Have you ever actually evicted anybody? You're too nice to be a Scrooge, so if theres any real slumlording going on you must have a hatchetman...or a wife...to enforce your total dominance and collect the tributes and taxes of said peons..

A hachetman...or a wife.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Just all those cameras in the bathroom in a McDad rental. He blackmails you into paying rent....

 

[marcusluvsvols]

You're a genius. Seriously. I don't care what everyone else on VN says about you. You're not nearly the imbecile they make you out to be.

Thank you.

Under the picture hanging in their hovel the caption will read: "your pain is his prosperity".
...or maybe it should say, "your lack is his largess".

* largesse

And great remark in the hospital. Just one of the many reasons you're my favorite. We cant have nurses wandering around hospitals telling these obvious lies.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Nm

New money?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Nm

nasal mucus?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Nm

New Mexico?

 

[volfanhill]

New Mexico?

Never mind

 

[Orangeslice13]

Nm

No money?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Never mind

Oh,
That makes sense

 

[Orangeslice13]

Lol
I’m sorry I get bored

 

[volfanhill]

No money?

That too

 

[volfanhill]

Oh,
That makes sense

It infuriates me that you can't delete a post entirely

 

[Orangeslice13]

It infuriates me that you can't delete a post entirely

My favorite is when someone puts a “.”
And I get to tell them that is the best point they ever made

 

[McDad]

Have you ever actually evicted anybody? You're too nice to be a Scrooge, so if theres any real slumlording going on you must have a hatchetman...or a wife...to enforce your total dominance and collect the tributes and taxes of said peons..

I have evicted several people. haven't had to evict anyone in over 8 years. our screening process is solid now.

 

[volfanhill]

I have evicted several people. haven't had to evict anyone in over 8 years. our screening process is solid now.

It's the loyalty pledge that's working

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Im gonna go frolic in the snow.

Lunatic!

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

You should put in the lease that a picture of the child must be hung in every house

Sounds sorta ... MAGAlike

 

[C-south]

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[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

I hiked MT LeConte today. I had been meaning to do it for months, but with my Mother, Father and brother all sick and/or passing away I just couldn’t find the time. It was cold but beautiful!

 

[Orangeburst]

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Legend Bey flipped to the buckeyes now after visiting a few weeks ago. Was really excited about him in a couple years. Our WR class is still the best we have had in 20 years. Legend was a HS QB needing to learn WR skills .