Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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LouderVol said:
my sister sent me a picture of her house with some light snow this AM in Knoxville.
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This L&D nurses yesterday: "This is the first time in blah blah years there has been snow in Tennessee before snow in colorado.

Killjoy McDad: Yall know it snows on many of the Colorado rockies year round, right?

L&D nurses: *mean looks and eyes rolled*
 
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McDad said:
This L&D nurses yesterday: "This is the first time in blah blah years there has been snow in Tennessee before snow in colorado.

Killjoy McDad: Yall know it snows on many of the Colorado rockies year round, right?

L&D nurses: *mean looks and eyes rolled*
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You just hadda doo it. This Grandad thing has already made you the “get off my lawn” guy.
 
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McDad said:
I think we are having a baby today!
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Congrats McD!! Wasnt here yesterday. And lol at "we". 😆

Ive been part of that "we" a couple times. The best and most expensive part. 😆

Waiting on grandkid(s) which is an even better and hypothetically cheaper "we" I guess. You will have to let me know about that part...
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
Congrats McD!! Wasnt here yesterday. And lol at "we". 😆

Ive been part of that "we" a couple times. The best and most expensive part. 😆

Waiting on grandkid(s) which is an even better and hypothetically cheaper "we" I guess. You will have to let me know about that part...
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1st grandkid is expensive. They get cheaper after #1.
 
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hog88 said:
1st grandkid is expensive. They get cheaper after #1.
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It's a good thing I am a wealthy, predatory slumlord. All of the downtrodden scratching out a meager existence in my substandard shanties are putting my grandson on a pedestal. I have no doubt that knowledge gives their meaningless lives a sense of purpose.
 
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McDad said:
It's a good thing I am a wealthy, predatory slumlord. All of the downtrodden scratching out a meager existence in my substandard shanties are putting my grandson on a pedestal. I have no doubt that knowledge gives their meaningless lives a sense of purpose.
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You should put in the lease that a picture of the child must be hung in every house
 
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volfanhill said:
You should put in the lease that a picture of the child must be hung in every house
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You're a genius. Seriously. I don't care what everyone else on VN says about you. You're not nearly the imbecile they make you out to be.

Thank you.

Under the picture hanging in their hovel the caption will read: "your pain is his prosperity".
...or maybe it should say, "your lack is his largess".
 
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McDad said:
You're a genius. Seriously. I don't care what everyone else on VN says about you. You're not nearly the imbecile they make you out to be.

Thank you.

Under the picture hanging in their hovel the caption will read: "your pain is his prosperity".
...or maybe it should say, "your lack is his largess".
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Your tenants are lucky that it wasn’t a girl.
 
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