The Culinary Arts Thread

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GordonC said:
the frat boys who bonked loretta ain't preverts pussum
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Lies

E-lies

Loretta is a angel!

Them fart boys don't want the bad side of Uncle Ronnie.... trust me.



*FYI..... The John Wick movies are loosely based on Uncle Ronnie's early years. That was before Loretta made him swear to quit shooting people.

*Also FYI..... Ronnie requested Steven Segal play the part of John Wick but Hollywood said he was just too fat. He's still mad at Keanu for not having a perm and wearing a tie in them movies.
 
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PEPPERJAX said:
Asia is a lovely place and Walmart has excellent deals on coffee. Mikey needs to channel his anger towards other things.
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theFallGuy said:
Don't tell him I have the post office deliver my Asian food
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The bible verse you're looking for is 2 Kings 2:23-24, which describes a group of young men mocking the prophet Elisha and telling him to "Go up, you baldhead!". In response, Elisha cursed them in the name of the Lord, and two bears came out of the woods and tore 42 of them apart.
 
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TN-POSSUM said:
@FastChad
@Souce View attachment 787915Now it's a "party"





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Even though she broke my heart into more pieces than a Chicken McNugget extra value meal. it makes me sad to see someone deface her like that. Monkeys are cute and all, but nothing can replace Jody’s dimples. I still get that fluttery feeling in my stomach thinking about them.

I will admit though, she was extraordinarily hairy in some weird places. We showered together the morning after I took her to the state fair to watch a tractor pull and she asked me to shave a patch of hair in her lower back where most girls have tattoos. I thought that was weird, but maybe that’s normal and other girls just hide it.
 
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FastChad said:
Even though she broke my heart into more pieces than a Chicken McNugget extra value meal. it makes me sad to see someone deface her like that. Monkeys are cute and all, but nothing can replace Jody’s dimples. I still get that fluttery feeling in my stomach thinking about them.

I will admit though, she was extraordinarily hairy in some weird places. We showered together the morning after I took her to the state fair to watch a tractor pull and she asked me to shave a patch of hair in her lower back where most girls have tattoos. I thought that was weird, but maybe that’s normal and other girls just hide it.
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FastChad said:
Even though she broke my heart into more pieces than a Chicken McNugget extra value meal. it makes me sad to see someone deface her like that. Monkeys are cute and all, but nothing can replace Jody’s dimples. I still get that fluttery feeling in my stomach thinking about them.

I will admit though, she was extraordinarily hairy in some weird places. We showered together the morning after I took her to the state fair to watch a tractor pull and she asked me to shave a patch of hair in her lower back where most girls have tattoos. I thought that was weird, but maybe that’s normal and other girls just hide it.
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Ist..... I apologize. I made that edit because someone thought you and @Souce had ran off together. It was low brow and unnecessary.

2nd.... Let me be the 1st to welcome you back to the zone. We sure have missed you. You are one of this forum's most interesting posters.

3rd.... The Chinese believe a hairy lower back signifies the ability to communicate with in-ground vegetables and some tree nuts.

4th.... The zone ❤️'s @FastChad. Don't be a stranger.

5th.... Are you dating anyone now? And if yes, what's wrong with her?

*Here's the original "Applebee's on a date night" Chad and Jodie style.....✌️Screenshot_20230406_164823_DuckDuckGo.jpg
 
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TN-POSSUM said:
Ist..... I apologize. I made that edit because someone thought you and @Souce had ran off together. It was low brow and unnecessary.

2nd.... Let me be the 1st to welcome you back to the zone. We sure have missed you. You are one of this forum's most interesting posters.

3rd.... The Chinese believe a hairy lower back signifies the ability to communicate with in-ground vegetables and some tree nuts.

4th.... The zone ❤️'s @FastChad. Don't be a stranger.



*Here's the original "Applebee's on a date night" Chad and Jodie style.....✌️View attachment 787978
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I’m getting a massage at one of those fancy Chinese spas this afternoon and can’t wait to drop that knowledge about hairy lower backs. Thanks!
 
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Behr said:
Don't have to think about it.

I hunted and ate deer, turkey, quail, duck, dove, squirrel, bullfrogs and pheasant. My dad has hunted all over the world. Ive eaten his kills. Alaskan brown bear, moose, Elk, caribou.

My favorite of all is Elk.
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Boom. I'll let you know how it is
 
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FastChad said:
Even though she broke my heart into more pieces than a Chicken McNugget extra value meal. it makes me sad to see someone deface her like that. Monkeys are cute and all, but nothing can replace Jody’s dimples. I still get that fluttery feeling in my stomach thinking about them.

I will admit though, she was extraordinarily hairy in some weird places. We showered together the morning after I took her to the state fair to watch a tractor pull and she asked me to shave a patch of hair in her lower back where most girls have tattoos. I thought that was weird, but maybe that’s normal and other girls just hide it.
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TN-POSSUM said:
Ist..... I apologize. I made that edit because someone thought you and @Souce had ran off together. It was low brow and unnecessary.

2nd.... Let me be the 1st to welcome you back to the zone. We sure have missed you. You are one of this forum's most interesting posters.

3rd.... The Chinese believe a hairy lower back signifies the ability to communicate with in-ground vegetables and some tree nuts.

4th.... The zone ❤️'s @FastChad. Don't be a stranger.

5th.... Are you dating anyone now? And if yes, what's wrong with her?

*Here's the original "Applebee's on a date night" Chad and Jodie style.....✌️View attachment 787978
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Let me be the first to tell you both to...
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