Silly but serious question about Bevo...

[kunsanvol]

I"m watching the Texas folks stroll that big MF down the the street and can't help but think...what's the contingency plan if that thing decides to get a little wild? Them dudes holding on to his ropes would just be along for the ride.

 

[malinoisvol]

BBQ

 

[KingstonVolunteer79$]

Steaks

 

[VolGirl81]

Coming from a longhorn family member, rumor was he used to be given a little cocktail before the game. Can’t confirm, just rumors….

 

[My VOLS are huge]

 

[kunsanvol]

Coming from a longhorn family member, rumor was he used to be given a little cocktail before the game. Can’t confirm, just rumors….

That makes a lot of sense.

 

[TAF]

Coming from a longhorn family member, rumor was he used to be given a little cocktail before the game. Can’t confirm, just rumors….

Also...just like their Offense...

NO BALLS!

 

[NATHAN05]

At least he hates UGA as much as us...........

(Dude in all white that holds his left horn is a beast though......)

 

[OrangeRev]

Colorado's Running with Ralphie is more manly than anything Texas has ever done, or encountered, with Bevo.

 

[SubVet676]

BBQ

 

[McDad]

I"m watching the Texas folks stroll that big MF down the the street and can't help but think...what's the contingency plan if that thing decides to get a little wild? Them dudes holding on to his ropes would just be along for the ride.

I've wondered the same. And it also applies to Colorado's mascot. If it goes beserk, I don't know how they stop it.

 

[Ned Ray McWorkher]

That's the only plan when you're totally outclassed by your opponent.

 

[feathersax]

Keep your bulls, bison & obese mutant mutt (Uga); we'll keep Smokey!

 

[stolitonic]

Colorado's Running with Ralphie is more manly than anything Texas has ever done, or encountered, with Bevo.

Yup

I'm not exactly the most "nervous" person on the planet. I love a good thrill and usually dive into things headfirst. Gets the heart going and makes one feel alive. (Add that most people these days are terrified of their own shadow, so it has given me a certain "rep" that I kinda like having ha ha)

There's no way I would even think about being within 100 feet of that thing without a 50 caliber on my hip lol

I would hate to see the insurance Colorado has to pay from that each game. Probably takes most of their gate. Ralphie ever gets loose and some people are getting seriously hurt or killed. It's a virtual certainty.

 

[DirtyDawg]

Keep your bulls, bison & obese mutant mutt (Uga); we'll keep Smokey!

Awe, don’t body shame the little fella, he can’t help it if he is ugly and we feed him too much!

On a serious note, I am very sorry to hear that Smokey has cancer.

 

[feathersax]

Awe, don’t body shame the little fella, he can’t help it if he is ugly and we feed him too much!

On a serious note, I am very sorry to hear that Smokey has cancer.

Just throwing shade, @DirtyDawg. UGA & Smokey are both great mascots. Incidentally, Smokey X retired last year, so Smokey XI is now on duty.

 

[Plecoptera]

I’m sure Bevo gets a light dose of medication to take the edge off. He’s been handled enough that he’s not too wild anyway. Not sure how Colorado deals with their mascot. I don’t think I’d want to be around a buffalo. The contingency plan for either is probably someone on standby with a tranquilizer gun. My brother and I have a dart rifle that we occasionally use on our cattle. They’re great to deliver antibiotics if one has pinkeye or to deal with a crazy one you can’t catch.

 

[Volnanza]

They just need to get one of those nose rings that the girls are so crazy about these days.

 

[DirtyDawg]

Just throwing shade, @DirtyDawg. UGA & Smokey are both great mascots. Incidentally, Smokey X retired last year, so Smokey XI is now on duty.

I know man, just kidding as well. They are both great!

Good luck, I hope you guys kick some Sooner a$$ tonight!

 

[zooguy]

He has no nuts, just like the longhorn team plays.

Not aggressive. Basically, just a big old goofy cow.

 

[VolsSportsFan]

I"m watching the Texas folks stroll that big MF down the the street and can't help but think...what's the contingency plan if that thing decides to get a little wild? Them dudes holding on to his ropes would just be along for the ride.

Matthew McConaughey gives Bevo part of his weed before each gameday.

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

Matthew McConaughey gives Bevo part of his weed before each gameday.

Yeah, Matthew and Woody look like they're a little TOO chill during their commercials, lol

 

[Volnanza]

That dude is starting to look weirder and weirder every day.

 

[Zues1]

Coming from a longhorn family member, rumor was he used to be given a little cocktail before the game. Can’t confirm, just rumors….

Gummies

 

[knox73]

Bevo never totally adjusted to being castrated. They promised him the mascot job but did not explain the downside of this opportunity.