allstar34bd
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There is no grace or mercy to be shown on the politics forum for typos, misposts, or original Twitter-length replies which will be misconstrued for their lack of precision when an 8 paragraph-that-no-one-will-read response is possible.Sorry, I post this in the wrong thread. Y'all are just really quick to reply.
Why they call it a blackout?Black Friday is going to be awesome this year! Cannot wait to put some cash in the mega businesses "pocckets"
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Black Friday is going to be awesome this year! Cannot wait to put some cash in the mega businesses "pocckets"
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I don't understand. Flyer says it's a coordinated pushback. What are they pushing back against? Materialism? Commercialism? Consumerism? Corporatism? Happiness?Black Friday is going to be awesome this year! Cannot wait to put some cash in the mega businesses "pocckets"
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Now, warning lights are flashing down at quality controlHaPPIness is hard to find.
Is that Grateful Dead song?Now, warning lights are flashing down at quality control
Somebody threw a spanner, they threw him in the hole
There's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town
Somebody blew the whistle, and the walls came down
There's a meetin' in the boardroom, they're tryin' to trace the smell
There's a leakin' in the washroom, there's a sneak-in personnel
Somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze
Goodness me, could this be TDS disease?
Caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post
Refusing to be pacified, it's him they blame the most
Watchdog got rabies, the foreman got the fleas
Everyone concerned about TDS disease
There's panic on the switchboard, tongues in knots
Some come out in sympathy, some come out in spots
Some blame the management, some the employees
Everybody knows it's the TDS disease
Yeah, now the work force is disgusted, downs tools, walks
Innocence is injured, experience just talks
Everyone seeks damages, everyone agrees that
These are classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze
On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse
Philosophy is useless, theology is worse
History boils over, there's an economics freeze
Sociologists invent words that mean "TDS disease"
Doctor Parkinson declared, "I'm not surprised to see you here
You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer
I don't know how you came to get the Bette Davis knees
But worst of all young man, you've got TDS disease"
He wrote me a prescription, he said, "You are depressed
But I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest
Come back and see me later, next patient, please
Send in another victim of TDS disease"
Ah! Splendid
Now, I go down to Speaker's Corner, I'm thunderstruck
They got free speech tourists, police in trucks
Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong
There's a protest singer, he's singing a protest song
He says, "They wanna have a war, keep their factories
They wanna have a war to keep us on our knees
They wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese
They wanna have a war to stop TDS disease
They're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind
They wanna sap your energy, incarcerate your mind
Give ya "Rule Britannia", gassy beer, page three
Two weeks in España and Sunday striptease"
Meanwhile, the first Jesus says "I'll cure it soon
Abolish Monday mornings and Friday afternoons"
The other one's out on hunger strike, he's dying by degrees
How come Jesus gets TDS disease?
Bro. You find joy on Black Friday getting up at 3am and camping out with your wife outside of Michaels to score some cheap yarn? $%&@#$ Pleeeeaaase.I don't understand. Flyer says it's a coordinated pushback. What are they pushing back against? Materialism? Commercialism? Consumerism? Corporatism? Happiness?
So all I gotta do is eat turkey leftovers, sleep in, and watch football for days and not go anywhere and spend money? Count me in.Black Friday is going to be awesome this year! Cannot wait to put some cash in the mega businesses "pocckets"
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The "blackout" is for a week and you pick half a day of suck to focus on??? Is there anything about me that says I'm a black Friday shopper?Bro. You find joy on Black Friday getting up at 3am and camping out with your wife outside of Michaels to score some cheap yarn? $%&@#$ Pleeeeaaase.
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Despite building more than 80 percent of its American-sold vehicles in the U.S. – the highest share of any Detroit automaker – Ford Motor Company still imports many parts, which have been hit hard by tariffs. Ford CEO Jim Farley discusses with Kris Van Cleave why he says President Trump's tariffs, which have cost Ford $2 billion, are jeopardizing the company's investments in America – and may give an advantage to their competitors
...Black Friday is going to be awesome this year! Cannot wait to put some cash in the mega businesses "pocckets"
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