Things I'm mad about today

It seems the neighbor's dog help himself to an amazon package while we were in Nashville yesterday. I mean, the package was dog treats and we do give them to him...but still. Porch pirates have 4 legs out here. And he seems completely unapologetic about it today while sticking his nose to the front door glass expecting his morning treat.
 
It seems the neighbor's dog help himself to an amazon package while we were in Nashville yesterday. I mean, the package was dog treats and we do give them to him...but still. Porch pirates have 4 legs out here. And he seems completely unapologetic about it today while sticking his nose to the front door glass expecting his morning treat.
That was mikey, and iffin you dont feed him, he goes away.
 
That was mikey, and iffin you dont feed him, he goes away.
Mikey is a 150 pound pit bull who whines at the door when he doesn't get a treat? To be fair, he is a very smart and mostly worthless dog who wouldn't hurt a thing. He is old and just loves food. To see his fat self try and chase one of our cats is comedy gold. He goes top speed for about a half second then remembers he is too old and fat for that and just walks in the genral direction of where he last saw the cat.
 
Buncha dum dead ones in the road this mornin...its like wen dey little feet hits asphalt dey got chit for brains....hate to drive around em bc it makes the buzzards scatter, and buzzards gotta eat

stoopit marsupials
 
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Mikey is a 150 pound pit bull who whines at the door when he doesn't get a treat? To be fair, he is a very smart and mostly worthless dog who wouldn't hurt a thing. He is old and just loves food. To see his fat self try and chase one of our cats is comedy gold. He goes top speed for about a half second then remembers he is too old and fat for that and just walks in the genral direction of where he last saw the cat.
Mikey might weigh 150 soakin wet, but he aint smart. He is whiney doe
 
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