Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[McDad]

how old is Hog Breath?

Hard to say. He's got the body of a 90 year old, the mind of a 20 year old, and the humor of a teenager.

 

[hog88]

how old is Hog Breath?

Too old to realize just how damn old he is. 21 in is head and in the bed but 50 something in his joints and back.

 

[McDad]

I bequeath my pittance to you.

That won't even cover my donut habit. Cmon bro.

 

[hog88]

DO NOT start your own business. Don't listen to hog, @NorthDallas40. He's delirious with free time right now.

Invent something that solves a problem. License the product. Become a billionaire and leave most of it to me. TIA.

Dumb idea. I’d be a much better beneficiary

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Yeah, Im gonna be retired by time youngest daughter is out of house.

Im sure Ill drive wife crazy within the first month......

 

[NorthDallas40]

Start your own business. Work on boat electronics and stuff that interests your nerd side.

I’ve actually thought about that. I see clear opportunity in boat electronics with all the dumbazz guessed at urban legend crap I’ve read as I updated my boat.

But then I think man that sounds like a job or work. And I never want to have a job again

 

[NorthDallas40]

how old is Hog Breath?

Mid 50’s?

 

[hog88]

Ooh. That's close. Mrs. Hog chompin at the bit to be in before Christmas?

Christmas? If we ain’t in Thanksgiving weekend somebody is gonna have a problem.

 

[Orangeburst]

Mid 50’s?

i like dads response better

 

[McDad]

Too old to realize just how damn old he is. 2.1 OUT OF 10 in his head and in the bed but 50 something in his joints and back.

FYP.

 

[McDad]

Christmas? If we ain’t in Thanksgiving weekend somebody is gonna have a problem.

You won't be in thanksgiving. Be real.

 

[McDad]

Dumb idea. I’d be a much better beneficiary

Pfft. You'd spend it on a boat. Might as well dump his billions into a furnace.

 

[McDad]

Yeah, Im gonna be retired by time youngest daughter is out of house.

Im sure Ill drive wife crazy within the first month......

Retired people die. I'm gonna work forever.

 

[hog88]

Only the home network kind.

And I left guitar off the list. I’ve owned a Martin D-16 for over 20 years that I really want to learn how to play decently. And borrowed a buddies HSS American Strat and amp that he had tucked away in a closet.

Guitars are for punks. Trumpets are for refined men.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Guitars are for punks. Trumpets are for refined men.

Damn did you try to run girls off in high school? Slick Willy had the right idea if you’re gonna play a horn. The sexaphone

 

[hog88]

Yeah, Im gonna be retired by time youngest daughter is out of house.

Im sure Ill drive wife crazy within the first month......

You positive that you haven’t already accomplished that?

 

[Orangeburst]

Guitars are for punks. Trumpets are for refined men.

is that why your lips are always puckered?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

You positive that you haven’t already accomplished that?

Crazier...

 

[McDad]

Damn did you try to run girls off in high school? Slick Willy had the right idea if you’re gonna play a horn. The sexaphone

You should join a Mariachi band. LOL

 

[hog88]

I’ve actually thought about that. I see clear opportunity in boat electronics with all the dumbazz guessed at urban legend crap I’ve read as I updated my boat.

But then I think man that sounds like a job or work. And I never want to have a job again

If it’s something that you like doing and you don’t have to rely on for anything then do what you like doing. Otherwise you’ll die.

 

[Orangeburst]

Hog is the Butch Jones of the PF

 

[hog88]

Mid 50’s?

Double nickel

 

[hog88]

You won't be in thanksgiving. Be real.

Then I’ve gots a problem

 

[hog88]

Pfft. You'd spend it on a boat. Might as well dump his billions into a furnace.

But it would be a huuuuge boat

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

But it would be a huuuuge boat

Boats n Hoes