Recruiting Forum Football Talk IX

[RandomUTfan]

Because of all this conference madness I forgot that that Penn State loss to UCLA was a conference loss. It's going to take awhile to get used to USC and UCLA in the Big-10 because it makes no rational sense.

 

[Volunteer821]

Maybe they had their annual "massively over perform" game against the other UT instead of us for once.

Yeah really. They must have gotten confused and thought Texas was us. Be nice to get the real Florida instead of the Florida Chiefs for once.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

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I ain't the only theef on that porch!


Enhance....
did you get "modded"? Where'd your post go??

 

[engineerVOL]

The Arky QB will get loose a few times Saturday. The kid runs like a deer and our LB/Safeties don’t always take the best angles. Let’s not overact when it happens guys.

No promises.

 

[Devo182]

You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?

 

[RandomUTfan]

You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?

I've drunk from Bailey's shoe but it was raw milk.

Just kidding. I have lots of glasses.

 

[mrMet]

Who spit in your Cheerios? Sheesh

Who knew getting a timeline wrong would ruin a day.

Never fails when a newbie thinks they’re a big boy lol

 

[Devo182]

Texas is adding a consultant for the offensive line. Texas fans want to know why they didn't go to the portal for offensive line help. It's inexcusable for their line to be that bad. The blue chip prospects they do have, do not look like they've been developed.

"Consultant" must the greatest job, ever.

Gives an air of expertise, while robbing you blind booking useless "informational catch-up" meetings to rack up billable hours just to learn the basics of your business.

This post has been added to your invoice, @frank.

 

[RandomUTfan]

Here's the thing: die-hard Gator fans are mad and want a change. I don't say they are demanding one because the UAA doesn't give a crap what they think. The Texas game was packed and sold out and even visiting Texas fans were talking about what a great atmosphere it was. Where is the UAA's incentive to make a change?

 

[Devo182]

I've drunk from Bailey's shoe but it was raw milk.

Just kidding. I have lots of glasses.

Oh so you smell of rich mahogany and own many leatherbound books. Too good for drinking from the shoe, eh?

 

[Devo182]

Never fails when a newbie thinks they’re a big boy lol

"Plus-sized they/them"

 

[RandomUTfan]

"Consultant" must the greatest job, ever.

Gives an air of expertise, while robbing you blind booking useless "informational catch-up" meetings to rack up billable hours just to learn the basics of your business.

This post has been added to your invoice, @frank.

Billy Napier's staff is so bloated, and the corruption so ripe in the AD, that they are paying guys for positions they no longer hold to basically do nothing but "consult."

Meanwhile the UAA is planting stories like this in the Sporting News:

$10 Million reason why Billy Napier won't get fired as Florida Gators coach​

That 10 million dollars seems to be a stumbling block. Even Urban Meyer said they don't have it. 200 Million in revenue last year and all that money is spent on paper. Boosters don't seem willing to pay it or it would have already been paid and we wouldn't be seeing headlines like this. Know when it drops? Post 2026 season.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I ain't the only theef on that porch!


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did you get "modded"? Where'd your post go??

I deleted it because that possum has hair and is clearly not you. . .


It wouldn't play the video, I thought it was a broken link and deleted it. . .

 

[RandomUTfan]

Oh so you smell of rich mahogany and own many leatherbound books. Too good for drinking from the shoe, eh?

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Let's just say it smells of Cherry Oak in my study.

 

[RandomUTfan]

I just read this new transfer portal eliminates the portal opening for 30 days when a coach is fired. So, why were they allowing for a portal opening then anyway since there were two other portals? I wonder if an athlete eventually challenges that. NCAA has been stacking L's in court. But truthfully it seems few players are choosing to take advantage of that portal opening since most are on NIL agreements that would be void if they hit the portal.

 

[Devo182]

Let's just say it smells of Cherry Oak in my study.

Even a strong Cherry Oak can't cover up all of the Sex Panther cologne in there.

60% at best.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I ain't the only theef on that porch!


Enhance....View attachment 779665
did you get "modded"? Where'd your post go??

Offended!

@frank these two are poastin' anemuls in the crootin' forum n' naught bringin' info, or arguin' with BON.

Manager!!

 

[RandomUTfan]

Do yall seriously not know how to count?

Let’s say he had surgery on Jan 7th. That would still only be 9 months of time passing from then to today.

Jan 7th to Oct 7th is 9 months of time elapsed.

You guys should not be allowed to drive or operate machinery.

I can count to four so I can drive. Four-way stop. Never seen a suble-way stop. I don't even know if that's a number cause I can only count to four. I do know how to use a four-way stop though so I'm better than a lot of drivers I see.

 

[SmyrnaATLVolisback]

Dare I say our run blocking will be much better once we put Moe next to Heard and Perry next to Sanders? I think it will.

 

[RandomUTfan]

Lane Kiffin's daughter Landry hangs around his office when she isn't attending classes at Ole Miss. I think people are crazy to think he takes any of the jobs that look to be open this year. He's got it made. Even reunited with Layla. Guess she got him on his knees.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Lane Kiffin's daughter Landry hangs around his office when she isn't attending classes at Ole Miss. I think people are crazy to think he takes any of the jobs that look to be open this year. He's got it made. Even reunited with Layla. Guess she got him on his knees.

he has given up drinking and has lost a ton of weight. no man, who lost Kayla and got her back, should change ... a .... thing.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

He's got it made. Even reunited with Layla. Guess she got him on his knees.

 

[drvenner]

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer.

Plus it's fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Offended!

@frank these two are poastin' anemuls in the crootin' forum n' naught bringin' info, or arguin' with BON.

Manager!!

!!

 

[TN-POSSUM]

I deleted it blah blah blah

It wouldn't play the video, I thought it was a broken link and deleted it. . .