Tennessee Keyboard Warriors

#31
#31
Flamparadiddle said:
I think Volnation should start our own team. We would soar to new heights. Im thinking our first season would be 15-0. We'd only give up 2 yards per game. We'd produce 785 yards of offense per game. We'd average 62 points per game, and the defense would give up maybe 3 to 7 points per game. With all of the talent and coaches on volnation, how could we not be the best football team to ever step foot on the gridiron?
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Message board warrior alertā€¦you ok, dude?
 
#33
#33
Flamparadiddle said:
I think Volnation should start our own team. We would soar to new heights. Im thinking our first season would be 15-0. We'd only give up 2 yards per game. We'd produce 785 yards of offense per game. We'd average 62 points per game, and the defense would give up maybe 3 to 7 points per game. With all of the talent and coaches on volnation, how could we not be the best football team to ever step foot on the gridiron?
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Well if we maintain good pocket presents and no one acts like a pre-madonna, for all intensive purposes we could be OK. Home field would be the Ag School parking lot.
 
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#34
#34
J C Higgins said:
Wouldn't make any difference. ESPN, the NYT, main stream media, all announcers, sportswriters and pollsters would still have a bias against us.
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Speaking of the bias, just watched locked on SEC and all the talking heads didnā€™t even consider the Vols being able to square up with bama.. When discussing this past weekend and the road ahead, if bama gets past Missouri then it will be a smooth road ahead to Atlanta for the tide.
 
#35
#35
jcvol87 said:
Speaking of the bias, just watched locked on SEC and all the talking heads didnā€™t even consider the Vols being able to square up with bama.. When discussing this past weekend and the road ahead, if bama gets past Missouri then it will be a smooth road ahead to Atlanta for the tide.
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My response to Locked on SEC:

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#39
Flamparadiddle said:
I think Volnation should start our own team. We would soar to new heights. Im thinking our first season would be 15-0. We'd only give up 2 yards per game. We'd produce 785 yards of offense per game. We'd average 62 points per game, and the defense would give up maybe 3 to 7 points per game. With all of the talent and coaches on volnation, how could we not be the best football team to ever step foot on the gridiron?
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NEGGAVOL!
 
#40
#40
Tombo7 said:
Well if we maintain good pocket presents and no one acts like a pre-madonna, for all intensive purposes we could be OK.
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And you just know that sooner than later Kiffen's gonna come back home to Knoxville with Payton in tow to coach quarterbacks. It's only a matter of time before we're once more the dominate team in the SEC.
 
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#41
Flamparadiddle said:
I think Volnation should start our own team. We would soar to new heights. Im thinking our first season would be 15-0. We'd only give up 2 yards per game. We'd produce 785 yards of offense per game. We'd average 62 points per game, and the defense would give up maybe 3 to 7 points per game. With all of the talent and coaches on volnation, how could we not be the best football team to ever step foot on the gridiron?
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#42
#42
Flamparadiddle said:
I think Volnation should start our own team. We would soar to new heights. Im thinking our first season would be 15-0. We'd only give up 2 yards per game. We'd produce 785 yards of offense per game. We'd average 62 points per game, and the defense would give up maybe 3 to 7 points per game. With all of the talent and coaches on volnation, how could we not be the best football team to ever step foot on the gridiron?
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All I know is that, unlike the scrubs we have at receiver now, I never dropped a pass in college.

Count me in - I've never felt stronger (hell, most days I don't even walk with a limp).
 
#44
#44
If we are keyboard warriors, how could the cute sideline reporter ask about our ā€œ physicality ā€œ and the announce proclaim a player is ā€œone of the best in all of college footballā€??
 
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