Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

#89,826
#89,826
McDad said:
I got you fam.

Recap: The Cartwrights inexplicably find themselves or someone they care about in trouble with a villainous ne'er-do-well. Through considerable courage and determination, they manage to save the day.

Next week, Hoss struggles with gender identity.
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Hoss and Hop Sing get together?
 
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Yall ever watched these videos of foreigners trying American food for the first time. Especially southern food like fried chicken, biscuits and gravy, sweet tea, and the like. They are always surprised how great it tastes.

Do these people not realize we are the fattest 1st world nation on the planet for a reason? I mean cmon Nigel, we fix delicious food. It should be obvious. Yall may have free healthcare but you waste it eating dried leaves and mud trying to be healthy.

And they haven't even tried the top tier of southern food...soul food. It's too good for them. It would ruin them for the rest of their lives stuck with their boring, flavorless, loveless plates of garbage stew or whatever.
 
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McDad said:
Yall ever watched these videos of foreigners trying American food for the first time. Especially southern food like fried chicken, biscuits and gravy, sweet tea, and the like. They are always surprised how great it tastes.

Do these people not realize we are the fattest 1st world nation on the planet for a reason? I mean cmon Nigel, we fix delicious food. It should be obvious. Yall may have free healthcare but you waste it eating dried leaves and mud trying to be healthy.

And they haven't even tried the top tier of southern food...soul food. It's too good for them. It would ruin them for the rest of their lives stuck with their boring, flavorless, loveless plates of garbage stew or whatever.
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Those British dudes trying bbq for the first time always makes my daughter and I roll
 
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#89,837
McDad said:
Yall ever watched these videos of foreigners trying American food for the first time. Especially southern food like fried chicken, biscuits and gravy, sweet tea, and the like. They are always surprised how great it tastes.

Do these people not realize we are the fattest 1st world nation on the planet for a reason? I mean cmon Nigel, we fix delicious food. It should be obvious. Yall may have free healthcare but you waste it eating dried leaves and mud trying to be healthy.

And they haven't even tried the top tier of southern food...soul food. It's too good for them. It would ruin them for the rest of their lives stuck with their boring, flavorless, loveless plates of garbage stew or whatever.
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These Brits are the same noncompoops that put hotdogs in their mashed taters like its a novel discovery and serve it in restaurants ("bangers and mash") sounds like a porno name if English wasnt your native tongue...

The same Muppets who think breakfast eggs and sausage should have baked beans and blood pudding next to them (sliced tomato also, thats a "full English")

Its no wonder biscuits and gravy is mind blowing to them. If they ever got hold of some Southern chicken n waffles, homemade grits with cheese and bacon/ham, just about anything my granny ever made in her life... it would ruin them like you said. Like when you give the dog cheeseburgers on his birthday, and then he doesnt want dogfood anymore. I cant think of a single English food that I would go eat at a restaurant. Theres more than 1 reason why our forefathers left that island...the food is craptacular.
 
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McDad said:
Yall ever watched these videos of foreigners trying American food for the first time. Especially southern food like fried chicken, biscuits and gravy, sweet tea, and the like. They are always surprised how great it tastes.

Do these people not realize we are the fattest 1st world nation on the planet for a reason? I mean cmon Nigel, we fix delicious food. It should be obvious. Yall may have free healthcare but you waste it eating dried leaves and mud trying to be healthy.

And they haven't even tried the top tier of southern food...soul food. It's too good for them. It would ruin them for the rest of their lives stuck with their boring, flavorless, loveless plates of garbage stew or whatever.
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Guess we should all go on a beans and toast diet.
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
These Brits are the same noncompoops that put hotdogs in their mashed taters like its a novel discovery and serve it in restaurants ("bangers and mash") sounds like a porno name if English wasnt your native tongue...

The same Muppets who think breakfast eggs and sausage should have baked beans and blood pudding next to them (sliced tomato also, thats a "full English")

Its no wonder biscuits and gravy is mind blowing to them. If they ever got hold of some Southern chicken n waffles, homemade grits with cheese and bacon/ham, just about anything my granny ever made in her life... it would ruin them like you said. Like when you give the dog cheeseburgers on his birthday, and then he doesnt want dogfood anymore. I cant think of a single English food that I would go eat at a restaurant. Theres more than 1 reason why our forefathers left that island...the food is craptacular.
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that is funny
 
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Orangeburst said:
Who in the hell calls fries chips?
buncha snaggletooths, that who.
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With the explosion of social media and American personalities influence, British kids are using American nomenclature for things. And it destroys their parents feels. Even things with the same name , like water, but pronounced differently are being americanized. Suck it, Limeys.
 
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#89,845
volfanhill said:
Fish and chips are good. All they got
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Amd to be honest, whoopty doo! You fried a flavorless peasant fish and then used the leftover oil to fry some potatoes.

I'm convinced some of the best chefs are Brits because they dedicate their lives to helping everyone avoid eating the food they grew up with.
 
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