Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[volsforever27]

I now picture McDad as Groundskeeper Willie.

 

[Orangeburst]

I get up at 7 yeah and I go to work at 9

 

[StarRaider]

I now picture McDad as Groundskeeper Willie.

The McSodfather

 

[marcusluvsvols]

I do shave my head, all 3 hairs.

Me too. With my own clippers once a week. Have been shaving my head since I was 16 and saved a bunch of money on haircuts over 32 years. The bald look is never the "coolest" look in town, but its not something that people mock or hate either. My kids for example have never seen me with hair. They would make fun of me if I grew it out at this point.

 

[apevol]

i knew this conversation was getting moved so i posted here to get in front of it

 

[Wireless1]

Me too. With my own clippers once a week. Have been shaving my head since I was 16 and saved a bunch of money on haircuts over 32 years. The bald look is never the "coolest" look in town, but its not something that people mock or hate either. My kids for example have never seen me with hair. They would make fun of me if I grew it out at this point.

If they are like mine, they do anyway so save the time for a couple of months.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Welp, you need something thats a bit more romantic than lady friend.

Lets see....What's something that so stunning it stops a gator cold?....

I GOT IT. Call her USF.

 

[hUTch2002]

I thought EL got ban-hammered. No, just disappeared for a while after the election.

Frankly, if one steps back from the stupid takes she posts and thinks about it, I think it is just trolling. Trying to get engagement. I confess when I have, I come away from it thinking why in the hell did I give her what she wants? If trolling really is her game, I pity her for whatever she lacks in her life to need this.

Sex

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Sex

I have it on good authority that most of yall ain't getting any.

 

[McDad]

Sex

 

[Wireless1]

I have it on good authority that most of yall ain't getting any.

“Any” is kind of a harsh word……might be true, but harsh

 

[hUTch2002]

I have it on good authority that most of yall ain't getting any.

You won’t stay still.

 

[hUTch2002]

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Now that’s a dog whistle!

 

[PEPPERJAX]

I have it on good authority that most of yall ain't getting any.

I typically sing afternoon delight to my wife throughout the week. My vocal skills still have charisma.

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

Sex

You are the worst of the worst. How old are you? I bet you still snicker at period jokes.

 

[volinbham]

You are the worst of the worst. How old are you? I bet you still snicker at period jokes.

some of them are pretty funny, ya gotta go with the flow

 

[PEPPERJAX]

You are the worst of the worst. How old are you? I bet you still snicker at period jokes.

You have been period posting for years.

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

some of them are pretty funny

Yeah, misogyny is kind of Republican's thing.

 

[volinbham]

Yeah, misogyny is kind of Republican's thing.

are prostate jokes misandry? I guess not if we include the trans community

 

[Ritzwatch]

I have it on good authority that most of yall ain't getting any.

So much for your promises of confidentiality.

You rat.

 

[McDad]

You are the worst of the worst. How old are you? I bet you still snicker at period jokes.

I admit, I'll cycle through my period jokes.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

are prostate jokes misandry? I guess not if we include the trans community

K town needs a bong rip asap.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

I admit, I'll cycle through my period jokes.

Gold

 

[volsforever27]

Yeah, misogyny is kind of Republican's thing.

Someone feels bloated.

 

[volinbham]

K town needs a bong rip asap.

was thinking Midol but either would help