n_huffhines
What's it gonna cost?
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Oh man, it's so good to have South Park back on top of their game. If you need a recap:
- For 20 years, South Park made fun of both sides pretty much equally, so they have all the credibility in the world.
- They made fun of the first Trump era, and didn't even acknowledge that Trump was a real person. Trump was a persona created by the trans teacher, Ms. Garrison, who was President Trump in their universe.
- 6 years ago, South Park decided to stop doing Trump content altogether. By the time the Biden admin rolled around, they weren't really doing any new content at all.
- Paramount and Skydance are looking to merge, so they're doing everything in their power to appease Trump so that the FCC will approve the merger.
- South Park signs $1.5B contract for 5 years of streaming with Paramount, and before the ink is dry, they go scorched earth on Trump.
Trump is no longer Ms. Garrison. Trump is now a reincarnation of their Saddam Hussein character. He has a tiny member. He has gay sex with Satan. He throws parties where the music sings, "Christ makes the money!" and he screams at everybody all the time, "I'll sue you!"
No matter what happens, South Park is in a position to win.
- if business goes on as usual, South Park wins.
- if the FCC blocks the merger, South Park wins.
- if Paramount cancels them, South Park gets $1.5B for nothing.
- if Trump sues them, they win because Trump validates the joke.
And it's like, "Oh, South Park guys will just burn anybody. What did their new potential employers at Skydance do to deserve this?..." Skydance illegally tampered with their Paramount contract. They were working on getting $3B over 10 years.
- For 20 years, South Park made fun of both sides pretty much equally, so they have all the credibility in the world.
- They made fun of the first Trump era, and didn't even acknowledge that Trump was a real person. Trump was a persona created by the trans teacher, Ms. Garrison, who was President Trump in their universe.
- 6 years ago, South Park decided to stop doing Trump content altogether. By the time the Biden admin rolled around, they weren't really doing any new content at all.
- Paramount and Skydance are looking to merge, so they're doing everything in their power to appease Trump so that the FCC will approve the merger.
- South Park signs $1.5B contract for 5 years of streaming with Paramount, and before the ink is dry, they go scorched earth on Trump.
Trump is no longer Ms. Garrison. Trump is now a reincarnation of their Saddam Hussein character. He has a tiny member. He has gay sex with Satan. He throws parties where the music sings, "Christ makes the money!" and he screams at everybody all the time, "I'll sue you!"
No matter what happens, South Park is in a position to win.
- if business goes on as usual, South Park wins.
- if the FCC blocks the merger, South Park wins.
- if Paramount cancels them, South Park gets $1.5B for nothing.
- if Trump sues them, they win because Trump validates the joke.
And it's like, "Oh, South Park guys will just burn anybody. What did their new potential employers at Skydance do to deserve this?..." Skydance illegally tampered with their Paramount contract. They were working on getting $3B over 10 years.