Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[BigOrangeMojo]

Seriously think my wife is trying to kill me. 5.5 mile hike today.....

 

[just bob]

Seriously think my wife is trying to kill me. 5.5 mile hike today.....

Is there a way to search for insurance policies taken out for you?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Seriously think my wife is trying to kill me. 5.5 mile hike today.....

Okay, Grandpa!

 

[McDad]

Seriously think my wife is trying to kill me. 5.5 mile hike today.....

But it's Memphis. It's all flat. The only thing you're climbing are the mountains of murdered corpses in your way.

 

[McDad]

Okay, Grandpa!

Speaking of...
4 more months!

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

But it's Memphis. It's all flat. The only thing you're climbing are the mountains of murdered corpses in your way.

Not in Memphis this week. East TN

 

[Vol since 77]

Speaking of...
4 more months!
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Are you about to become a grandpa @McDad?

 

[Orangeburst]

Are you about to become a grandpa @McDad?

McGranDad

 

[McDad]

Not in Memphis this week. East TN

She tryna kill you.

Nice knowing you.

RIP

 

[McDad]

Are you about to become a grandpa @McDad?

Yes!

 

[McDad]

McGranDad

Nice!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Oooooohhhh..Terri Hatcher is in this episode..niiiice.

Have you seen the movie “heaven’s prisoners”?
She’s topless in that movie and they are real but not spectacular

 

[Orangeslice13]

Seriously think my wife is trying to kill me. 5.5 mile hike today.....

How’s your live insurance policy?

 

[Carl Pickens]

My hands were as soft as cotton…..

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

How’s your live insurance policy?

Im worth more dead than alive....

 

[Orangeslice13]

Im worth more dead than alive....

Me too.
Edit: but I’m comfortable with it. A couple years back someone tried to poison me. Red saved my life. Those nursing skills came in handy.
When I recovered I told her she made the wrong choice.
She could have been wealthy

 

[Vol423]

Im worth more dead than alive....

That’s a dangerous (but not so uncommon) place to be.

 

[Vol since 77]

Yes!

Huge congratulations! I just became one for the first time 14 weeks ago to a beautiful baby girl. It's one of the greatest blessings of our lives.

 

[McDad]

Huge congratulations! I just became one for the first time 14 weeks ago to a beautiful baby girl. It's one of the greatest blessings of our lives.

That's wonderful. Congrats right back at ya!

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

She tryna kill you.

Nice knowing you.

RIP

Never was any summer hikes. I got promoted and got company paid life insurance for 12x base and bonus to go along with other preexisting term insurance and there have been July hikes ever since...

 

[McDad]

Never was any summer hikes. I got promoted and got company paid life insurance for 12x base and bonus to go along with other preexisting term insurance and there have been July hikes ever since...

Take heart. She will never love you more than she does after you've passed away.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Not in Memphis this week. East TN

Gods country IMO. Everything from Chattanooga to the NC line is home sweet home.

Have you seen the movie “heaven’s prisoners”?
She’s topless in that movie and they are real but not spectacular

^^^ this is how its DONE fellas. Only thing better would be adding her name (spelled correctly) instead of "her" along with the movie name and the subject (boobs).

Theres a reason for systems/order. It results in more boobs/cars/whatever viewed per minute of time online.

 

[McDad]

Breakfast food is the most versatile meal. I just finished a BEC croissant. I could happily breakfast for any meal.

 

[hog88]

Breakfast food is the most versatile meal. I just finished a BEC croissant. I could happily breakfast for any meal.

I eat breakfast for dinner when the wife is out of town. Easiest meal to fix for 1 person.