Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[TN-POSSUM]

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You should....

Tennessee right fielder Jordan Beck and how he got the name 'Mike Honcho'

It all started after controversy in the first inning of the Vols rivalry game against Vanderbilt. Since then, Beck's alternate name has gone viral on the internet.

www.wbir.com

@TN-POSSUM's word is gold!

 

[Volnut]

So to anyone that has insight/experience -

How do I get rid of the armadillo that’s digging holes in my yard?

Do I just shoot the damn thing? Hit it with a shovel? Hang some voodoo chicken bones at the perimeter?

Tell him to cross the road and he’ll get run over, problem solved!

 

[JohnnyD1024]

 

[Glitch]

He's a filthy gata troll that closley follows bamar recruiting and is a closet tucky b-ball fan.



*I heard he's a distant cousin of Steve Spurrier.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Wellwhelmed

Winner

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

So to anyone that has insight/experience -

How do I get rid of the armadillo that’s digging holes in my yard?

Do I just shoot the damn thing? Hit it with a shovel? Hang some voodoo chicken bones at the perimeter?

Invite @Weezer over for dinner and he will eat it.

Just kidding @Weezer

We call them armored possums in Texas.

 

[Orange.]

I tell ya, it’s like rocket surgery trying to determine how few/many seeds to retain in a thin sliced fresh habanero. Too few and you cheat yourself, too many and you hurt yourself.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

We call them armored possums in Texas.

lies!!!! We are not related. Armadillos are kin to sloths, anteaters, and yetis. POSSUMS are related to kangaroos, koalas, and Tasmanian devils. We are a more useful species than the disease carrying armadillos and a we're a whole lot cooler. Plus, 98% of all POSSUMs are TN VOL fans... the other 2% are dead. Whereas the "armored possums" pull for whoever is winning, much like their yeti cousins.





Funfact:

We have our own armored division.

 

[Glitch]

Invite @Weezer over for dinner and he will eat it.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Asking for prayers. Mom is 97 years old and was hospitalized 10 days ago with double pneumonia. Last Sunday we determined there was nothing else to do and switched over to Hospice/Comfort Care. She hasn't eaten or drank anything since then and its still hanging on. They have told us 24-48 hours more than once in the last week. Asking for God to give us Peace and Trust His timing. Also prayers in dealing with family members who are lost and are not handling this very well. THANKS

Nothing I can say, nothing. I don’t know how that feels. God has blessed me to still have both of my parents. It doesn’t matter what age she is, she’s still momma. My heart to you and then to your family.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

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[Jackcrevol]

lies!!!! We are not related. Armadillos are kin to sloths, anteaters, and yetis. POSSUMS are related to kangaroos, koalas, and Tasmanian devils. We are a more useful species than the disease carrying armadillos and a we're a whole lot cooler. Plus, 98% of all POSSUMs are TN VOL fans... the other 2% are dead. Whereas the "armored possums" pull for whoever is winning, much like their yeti cousins.





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[TN-POSSUM]

 

[Glitch]

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[Glitch]

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[tnvols72]

 

[Orange.]

Lime juice!

On a watermelon. Confirmed great.

I think I prefer plain but watermelon with lime will now stay in the rotation.

 

[Glitch]

On a watermelon. Confirmed great.

I think I prefer plain but lime will now stay in the rotation.

The only thing that watermelon goes good with is the bottom of the trashcan.

 

[Orange.]

The only thing that watermelon goes good with is the bottom of the trashcan.

Glitch recommends watermelon with cilantro.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Glitch recommends watermelon with cilantro.

Glitch spits out the Watermelon and eats the seeds

 

[Glitch]

Glitch spits out the Watermelon and eats the seeds

Glitch throws the watermelon in the fire so the seeds burn and the devil fruit can't reproduce.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Glitch throws the watermelon in the fire so the seeds burn and the devil fruit can't reproduce.

that's weird.

wth gets watermelon with seeds?

Only a Bammer fan would be that suh, suh, stoopid.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Soon….
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Poor Glitch, he looks overworked and vastly underpaid. I hope the misses takes care of him……nooooo, we don’t need to know how she does.


There’s a TWSS somewhere in that mess that Glitch posted. My heart goes out to Mrs Glitch because she didn’t obviously approve of his post.


HEY, maybe let your wife look at your posts before you hit send. This is why we cringe when you threaten to post game day threads.

Someone has to stop him before the start of the season. We’ve all seen the carnage.

 

[Billy Antrim]

So to anyone that has insight/experience -

How do I get rid of the armadillo that’s digging holes in my yard?

Do I just shoot the damn thing? Hit it with a shovel? Hang some voodoo chicken bones at the perimeter?

My dear old mother was enraged at its digging and attacked it with a machete. True story! My sister and I called her Machete Mama for years afterwards.

 

[Glitch]

Poor Glitch, he looks overworked and vastly underpaid. I hope the misses takes care of him……nooooo, we don’t need to know how she does.


There’s a TWSS somewhere in that mess that Glitch posted. My heart goes out to Mrs Glitch because she didn’t obviously approve of his post.


HEY, maybe let your wife look at your posts before you hit send. This is why we cringe when you threaten to post game day threads.

Someone has to stop him before the start of the season. We’ve all seen the carnage.

Mrs. Glitch is plenty busy keeping our family alive to worry about my VN posts. Plus she said she thought me posting game threads would be a good outlet for my unused energy...whatever that means.