Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Son was playing in high school state baseball championship down in south GA many, too many years ago and the gnats were relentless. Ole boy from the area was watching me swat and spit a few innings and started laughing. I said dude, how do yall do it? He said don’t wash your drawers. They’ll hang around your A$$ and not your face. All I could do was laugh and puts some distance between us.

They're really bad in southwest GA. We stop around Bainbridge and the gnats find us as soon as we step out of the truck and then several follow us back in...most die getting smacked against the windshield, a few survive and get relocated to Florida. Maybe that's the problem...I'm accidentally bringing the turbo gnats down to Florida from GA.

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

You should put some icyhot in your underwear. I've heard that helps.

Only @Weezer falls for stuff like that. He probably already does that every morning to soothe the ache of the previous night's bad decisions.

 

[MaxVolnGA]

They're really bad in southwest GA. We stop around Bainbridge and the gnats find us as soon as we step out of the truck and then several follow us back in...most die getting smacked against the windshield, a few survive and get relocated to Florida. Maybe that's the problem...I'm accidentally bringing the turbo gnats down to Florida from GA.

Yep, they were playing in Moultre, GA

 

[Orange.]

They're really bad in southwest GA. We stop around Bainbridge and the gnats find us as soon as we step out of the truck and then several follow us back in...most die getting smacked against the windshield, a few survive and get relocated to Florida. Maybe that's the problem...I'm accidentally bringing the turbo gnats down to Florida from GA.

The interwebs inform me that certain essential oils work. You could try drop or three on your face covering. I don’t recall which oils (lemon was one), but you could look it up. Worth a try.

 

[Orange.]

Yep, they were playing in Moultre, GA

Moultrie? Ray Goff has lost control of the gnat population?

 

[Volunteer821]

Mom canned 74 jars of Green Beans this week. She complains the whole time and I asked her why you do it if it's a pain to you? Her reply" shut up you eat them don't you?"

Hahahahaha........My wife does the same thing with corn. Every year its why do you have to grow so much??? Then she's always thankful when we're eating corn 9 months later.

 

[Orangeburst]

Moultrie? Ray Goff has lost control of the gnat population?

GA has several gnattys

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

No reason.....Just fun to watch again.

I was at that game! Tennessee games are why I hardly ever drink alcohol and watch. I want to remember every second.

I have a bunch of friends that were so drunk that they didn’t remember the game. Waste of lifetime memories.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

I've seen vanilla extract mentioned before. I might give that a shot. Thanks.

If nothing else, you’ll smell real purdy


Not fishing in georgia, bama or arkansas I hope for your sake.

 

[Orangeburst]

I was at that game! Tennessee games are why I hardly ever drink alcohol and watch. I want to remember every second.

I have a bunch of friends that were so drunk that they didn’t remember the game. Waste of lifetime memories.

I was there as well man..

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

I was there as well man..

Don’t get me wrong, I like my alcohol and I love my Vols!
I just don’t mix the two.

 

[Volunteer821]

You should put some icyhot in your underwear. I've heard that helps.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

Hahahahaha........My wife does the same thing with corn. Every year its why do you have to grow so much??? Then she's always thankful when we're eating corn 9 months later.

I just get my Corn from a Jar

 

[Vol423]

You should put some icyhot in your underwear. I've heard that helps.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[tnhunter 10]

 

[Orangeburst]

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[Adam Sandler]

Someone screenshot it for receipt. This dude finna get blasted if we win. Might have to delete his profile and start over.

 

[Orange.]

Someone screenshot it for receipt. This dude finna get blasted if we win. Might have to delete his profile and start over.

Looks like he’s already deleted everything. That was quick.

 

[Volunteer821]

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[mrMet]

You stopped posting on 5/17. @mrMet stopped posting on 5/31. That naturally led me to believe you two got together on a bourbon binge and got thrown in jail. Glad you have been released. @mrMet…..???

Haha no jail here. Also been super busy. Work, planning a wedding, and doing renovations around the house constantly it seems.

Ready for this season. I’ll be back more often closer to time. To jack’s dismay I’m sure

 

[OrangeMoundTNVol]

Dude had so much talent…

Bray was such a stud

 

[Glitch]

Photo of @Glitch mowing today.View attachment 751189

 

[MarcoVol]

Nsiap

Good lawd

 

[tnhunter 10]

Looks like he’s already deleted everything. That was quick.
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Its still there, plus more.