Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[TN-POSSUM]

@Glitch

Protip: Keep a cucumber in your pocket at all times. Next time your cat is attacking loved ones, remove the cucumber from your pocket and show it to your cat and it will run away. Cats are afraid of cucumbers.

Exhibit A:
*You're welcome

 

[Orange.]

UNC already had their "miracle" worming into the tournament.

And... now... it's time:

 

[tnvols72]

Bubba is like at least I got my bonus

 

[Enki_Amenra]

@Glitch

Protip: Keep a cucumber in your pocket at all times. Next time your cat freaks out, throw the cucumber at your cat and it will run away. Cats are afraid of cucumbers.

Exhibit A:View attachment 729381
*You're welcome

That's not a cucumber. . .

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Bubba is like at least I got my bonus

Probable bet $100k on Ole Miss ML too

 

[DD4ME]

As a person that lives in ACC country it is so annoying when the narrative is to talk up how UNC fell short when bottom line Ole Miss beat them. Commentators can't not get off the blue blood sack. I don't care about Ole Miss winning it just always annoyed me living with ACC bias.

 

[SoilVol]

When are they gonna let Knoxville be a host city for the first 2 rounds

 

[Orange.]

How many times are the announcers going to tell us how UNC was "exciting" "valiant" "clawed back" "nearly some March madness magic" "chipping away" and "on fire"?

UNC got beat by 7.

The story they are misrepresenting is that it could easily have been a LOT worse for the TarHoles.

 

[SoilVol]

As a person that lives in ACC country it is so annoying when the narrative is to talk up how UNC fell short when bottom line Ole Miss beat them. Commentators can't not get off the blue blood sack. I don't care about Ole Miss winning it just always annoyed me living with ACC bias.

Ole Miss controlled the entire game. UNC didn't "come up short" they weren't a good team.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

That's not a cucumber. . .

Maybe a zucchini???



*Srriously, IIRC, @Glitch mostly wears cargos and there's plenty of room in his pants for most styles of vegetables. Cucumbers just seem to be the most popular veggie to distract a cat. That's why @Glitch, or any other of you cat people, should keep a cucumber in your pocket..... at all times.

 

[Orangeburst]

@Glitch

Protip: Keep a cucumber in your pocket at all times. Next time your cat is attacking loved ones, remove the cucumber from your pocket and show it to your cat and it will run away. Cats are afraid of cucumbers.

Exhibit A:View attachment 729381
*You're welcome

a cucumber in his pocket at all times is a given

 

[Orangeburst]

Will Bubba have to give back the $100K?

 

[DD4ME]

How many times are the announcers going to tell us how UNC was "exciting" "valiant" "clawed back" and "nearly some March madness magic"?

They lost by 7.

Amen. Quit justifying them being selected (which is what this is) they got bounced and it should have been WV that had the opportunity to get equally bounced.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

a cucumber in his pocket at all times is a given

Well sure....... it came with his Crocs

 

[Orangeburst]

Well sure....... it came with the Crocs

The Crocs, Jorts, Oakleys, and Cucumber Quad Package

 

[TN-POSSUM]

The Crocs, Jorts, Oakleys, and Cucumber Quad Package

actually.... it's a Crocs, cargos, cats, Subaru, cul da sac combo. They're all the rage in middle Tennessee

 

[TechnoVol]

When are they gonna let Knoxville be a host city for the first 2 rounds

I agree! I can remember first 2 rounds games being played in TBA. You'd think with the size of the arena, it would have continued. No idea what happened.

 

[Orangeburst]

actually.... it's a Crocs, cargos, cats, Subaru, cul da sac combo. They're all the rage in middle Tennessee

Snapper Mower Accessory Kit

 

[Orange.]

Announcers still blowing the ACC losers: "the emotional roller coaster was too much" and a big unfair disadvantage because:

the ACC doesn't pay players or accept transfers

WTF

 

[SoilVol]

I was today years old when I learned Candace Parker divorced her husband and married a Russian woman whom she now how 2 kids with.

Not making a statement about it, I just thought that's something I would've known considering it happened years ago.

 

[Orange.]

Amen. Quit justifying them being selected (which is what this is)....

 

[Adam Sandler]

Bubba is like at least I got my bonus

Doubt he even watched the game

 

[Adam Sandler]

Ole miss might have gotten the worst draw in the tourney: a team that doesn’t deserve to be there but is playing their best ball of the season and started on third base talent-wise.

I’ve got unc losing a close one to Michigan state.

Ole miss sucks! But Unc sucks even worse! Hahaha

 

[screenthis]

I was today years old when I learned Candace Parker divorced her husband and married a Russian woman whom she now how 2 kids with.

Not making a statement about it, I just thought that's something I would've known considering it happened years ago.

Is the Rusian Woman hot? oh, I hate myself for asking that.

 

[SoilVol]

Is the Rusian Woman hot? oh, I hate myself for asking that.

1. I chuckled
2. Meh, not bad. Candace is way hotter.