Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[Devo182]

The Wolf of Wallstreet would tell you that it’s not “off” of the ass…

He was also high off his *** and reported to have contracted 13 different types of STDs before being caught.

I didn't even know that many existed

 

[AstonRoyal]

I don't buy that we aren't offering the same amount of money or that we can't make it financially competitive. I mean look at how much we've invested in the infrastructure and facilities over the years, and we're constantly at the top 10 or 15 when it comes to revenue, even in the down years. Those are all indicators to me that the money is there somewhere.

The general thought is that because we spend less on NIL than other teams, that it means we're offering less. Could it be that we aren't able to close the better prospects and have to settle for the weaker prospects with lower price tags, therefore appearing as if we spend less or are willing to spend less?

I could be completely wrong, but I just haven't seen much evidence to suggest that Heupel is a closer for quality talent and top tier guys other than maybe 1 or 2 guys a year and some of those guys seem to be more DL players who come because of Rodney Garner, and it feels like we're using NIL as an excuse. I dunno, just my 2 cents.

 

[Adam Sandler]

Stephen A said “he is the only option to replace McCarthy in Dallas”. What a clown. Him and mad dog or whatever his name is are the worst in the biz. I don’t understand why anyone would pay them to be on tv, heck I wouldn’t pay them to clean my toilets.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Does this as soon as his kids aren't on the team...

Didn't think of that. lol

 

[SugarCC]

The Wolf of Wallstreet would tell you that it’s not “off” of the ass…

He's not snorting it out in that scene, he's blowing it up the .

 

[UTgrad2015]

He was also high off his *** and reported to have contracted 13 different types of STDs before being caught.

I didn't even know that many existed

He's not snorting it out in that scene, he's blowing it up the .

Let’s just all hang out and go find out ourselves. Gotta find something to do til football season

 

[Weezer]

Uhhhh

You snort it off the stripper's ass. Not out of

Either you've never partook or you truly did. I'm praying the former, for your sake.

Looks like we've found our expert on snorting cocaine out of a stripper's ass.

 

[knoxvol52]

This is the car I wanted as a kid.

 

[RyanWalkerPGH]

8-4

 

[knoxvol52]

Looks like Prego is a no go out of porthole..

 

[Orangeburst]

This is the car I wanted as a kid.View attachment 714436

hop on the mini bike on Friday nights to a friends house, with a Totinos in hand..

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

8-4

Nope. We won’t lose 4 games.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

I should apply for the job. Pretty sure I can do better than the last two.

They may ask you to shave though

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Looks like Prego is a no go out of porthole..

Correcto

 

[Weezer]

I think BOT just offered to give me a wax. What a pervert.

 

[Batman1948]

K - been thinking about Regular Season & Playoff football games/schedules:
All teams - 10 regular season games + 2 byes = 12 weekends
(2025) Start regular season August 30 and end regular season November 15
Conference championships November 22
16 teams make Playoffs - no byes, no gimme conference champs - based on top 16 at end of regular season

1st round (all teams play - 8 games, neutral fields (”bowl games”) all December 6
2nd round (4 games, neutral fields (”bowl games”) all December 13
3rd round (2 games, neutral fields (“bowl games”) all December 20
Championship Game, neutral field (bowl game) January 3

Would be like March Madness, almost like two seasons. Regular season play for conference championship and being in top 16. Playoffs - play for national championship.

14 (or 15 if conference champ game) total games
I think Pros play 17 regular season games…do they have any byes in regular season?

Thoughts….GO!

The reality is that coaches would not have 3 or 4 weeks to prepare for their opponent and sloppy play may become commonplace. Upsets may happen and the TV gods would not be happy. After all--TV ratings pay all the bills. Just my humble thoughts

 

[MarcoVol]

 

[Batman1948]

I don’t think Volnations opinion of assistant coaches carries much weight w coach Heupel. Jmo

That's a good thing too

 

[VolInDayton]

We will see development on this team.

 

[Orange_Crush]

You blame it on the fans. Well where's the big money donors at?

Oregon has Phil Knight
Texas has the Oil Men
Hell Virginia got a tremendous amount of money from Serena Williams husband.

Fans can only give so much of their income and many can't, call out the big wheels before the average fan..

Socialist

 

[Orange_Crush]

This is the car I wanted as a kid.View attachment 714436

I bet it'd get keyed in every parking lot today.

 

[Orange_Crush]

I think BOT just offered to give me a wax. What a pervert.

Yetikini lines are so passe.

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

 

[marcusluvsvols]

This is the car I wanted as a kid.View attachment 714436

Naturally.

Followed by a Pontiac Grand National twin turbo. At that time, the fastest production car on Earth 0-60. I despise GM, but that thing was sick back in the 80s.

 

[Batman1948]

Not sure if it's been posted here, and for those who may not go into the player threads as much, sounds like Osenda fell in love with the program, and that a large part of his commitment was due to Elarbee's development and the relationship he'd created with Osenda.

Coveted 2026 OT Gabriel Osenda finds 'home' on Rocky Top

Coveted 2026 Baylor School offensive tackle Gabriel Osenda details decision to choose Tennessee over other SEC programs

www.on3.com

Our keyboard coaches must be really pissed reading this