The Slice and friends Yankees Baseball thread. 2026.

[YankeeVol]

@YankeeVol
@NashVol11
@malinoisvol
@508mikey
Who would like to join me in the burning of Soto jerseys?

You bought one?

 

[YankeeVol]

I was pissed when Pujols signed with the Angels, he was dead to me. But I am glad the Cards did not spend the money on him after all. Soto could be a similar situation, though he is much younger than Albert was at the time.

“Allegedly“

 

[Orangeslice13]

You bought one?

No but I’m willing to burn one.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

No but I’m willing to burn one.

We both know you too damn cheap to do that....

 

[Orangeslice13]

We both know you too damn cheap to do that....

I’m prone to occasionally overcoming that with anger.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

We both know you too damn cheap to do that....

 

[YankeeVol]

I’m prone to occasionally overcoming that with anger.

 

[YankeeVol]

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[Orangeslice13]

I am driving a 99 f250 with 600k miles so there’s definitely evidence to support cheapness

 

[GordonC]

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I am driving a 99 f250 with 600k miles so there’s definitely evidence to support cheapness

Driving a vehicle until it no longer runs is frugal

Using a BOGO coupon for a $2.99 pizza buffet on a date is cheap.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Driving a vehicle until it no longer runs is frugal

Using a BOGO coupon for a $2.99 pizza buffet on a date is cheap.

 

[82_VOL_83]

You buys sound like Bama fans when UT figured out buying players was actually legal now.

 

[Orangeslice13]

You buys sound like Tennessee fans when To To went to bama.

Corrected and Braves wannabe crying removed

 

[82_VOL_83]

Corrected and Braves wannabe crying removed

Hey, braves are buying a team this year too. Yankmee's fans gonna be all kinda big mayud now.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Hey, braves are buying a team this year too. Yankmee's fans gonna be all kinda big mayud now.

The Braves are shopping at Target while the Yankees are shopping with a Black Card at Neiman Marcus....

 

[82_VOL_83]

The Braves are shopping at Target while the Yankees are shopping with a Black Card at Neiman Marcus....

How did that work for the yankmes this year.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

How did that work for the yankmes this year.

They lost to the team with a similar credit limit....

 

[82_VOL_83]

They lost to the team with a similar credit limit....

And the key word in that sentence?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Hey, braves are buying a team this year too. Yankmee's fans gonna be all kinda big mayud now.

Nah.
We don’t really care about the braves until playoff time. And even then it’s mild annoyance.

 

[Orangeslice13]

How did that work for the yankmes this year.

Played in a world championship series

 

[82_VOL_83]

Played in a world championship series

And didn't win. Moral victory I guess.

 

[Orangeslice13]

And didn't win. Moral victory I guess.

Whatever you need to tell yourself

 

[82_VOL_83]

Whatever you need to tell yourself

Mirror Mirror on the wall.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Mirror Mirror on the wall.

Yet here you are in a Yankees thread wishing you were a Yankee