Is Lane Kiffin Now Releasing Squirrel Instead of Faking Injuries?

[Tman44]

The internet is ablaze with conspiracy theories about the "Mississippi Squirrel" that has been seen on the field more than once this year.

SEC - "Don't fake injuries"
Lane - "O.K."
Lane whispers - "Release the Squirrel"

The totally super serious theory that Lane Kiffin is releasing squirrels on Ole Miss’ field, explained

College football fans have a suspect for why there are so many squirrels on Ole Miss’ field this season.

ftw.usatoday.com

 

[stolitonic]

Does Ole Miss now play in the "sleepy little town of Pascagoula" where the squirrel goes berserk

 

[mackievol]

I mean if you see giraffes and horses interrupting play, don't be surprised

 

[mackievol]

Didn't Ole miss also have a team doctor collapse on the sideline?

 

[joevol33]

Didn't Ole miss also have a team doctor collapse on the sideline?

They did, never heard how he was

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I want this to be true. LOL

 

[adam.vol]

Kiffin.. Finds a way [to cheat].

Jurassic Park impersonation.

 

[GVF]

Does Ole Miss now play in the "sleepy little town of Pascagoula" where the squirrel goes berserk

I'm old enough for that reference. lol.

 

[GVF]

I want this to be true. LOL

Totally brilliant in a way if it were to be true. And hilarious.

 

[Delmar]

I heard the squirrel collapsed at the 50 yd line and rolled over.

 

[SayUWantAreVOLution]

So, we bring pellet rifles next time we play Ole Miss instead of mustard and golf balls?

 

[Dadof2Vols]

I'm old enough for that reference. lol.

Fortunate enough to see him in person. What a privilege

 

[GVF]

Fortunate enough to see him in person. What a privilege

A concert/shindog of Ray Stevens and Jerry Clower together would still be the benchmark for all live shows if it had happened. And why it was never thought of is a mystery.

 

[WillisWG]

So, we bring pellet rifles next time we play Ole Miss instead of mustard and golf balls?

Bring a couple extra blue tick hounds and watch their prey drive kick in

 

[onevol74]

Kiffin has squirrel envy. Ours is bigger than

 

[BlinghamptonVol]

Where does our fake injury against uga put us in the eyes of Sankey? Same as Kiffin?

 

[VolsSportsFan]

When the squirrel starts faking injuries then we'll know.