Is Lane Kiffin Now Releasing Squirrel Instead of Faking Injuries?

[Tman44]

The internet is ablaze with conspiracy theories about the "Mississippi Squirrel" that has been seen on the field more than once this year.

SEC - "Don't fake injuries"
Lane - "O.K."
Lane whispers - "Release the Squirrel"

The totally super serious theory that Lane Kiffin is releasing squirrels on Ole Miss’ field, explained

Welcome to FTW Explains: A guide to catching up on and better understanding stuff going on in the world. The college football is making jokes about Lane Kiffin and squirrels, and you may be wondering what's up with that. We've got

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[stolitonic]

Does Ole Miss now play in the "sleepy little town of Pascagoula" where the squirrel goes berserk

 

[mackievol]

I mean if you see giraffes and horses interrupting play, don't be surprised

 

[mackievol]

Didn't Ole miss also have a team doctor collapse on the sideline?

 

[joevol33]

Didn't Ole miss also have a team doctor collapse on the sideline?

They did, never heard how he was

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I want this to be true. LOL

 

[adam.vol]

Kiffin.. Finds a way [to cheat].

Jurassic Park impersonation.

 

[GVF]

Does Ole Miss now play in the "sleepy little town of Pascagoula" where the squirrel goes berserk

I'm old enough for that reference. lol.

 

[GVF]

I want this to be true. LOL

Totally brilliant in a way if it were to be true. And hilarious.

 

[Delmar]

I heard the squirrel collapsed at the 50 yd line and rolled over.

 

[SayUWantAreVOLution]

So, we bring pellet rifles next time we play Ole Miss instead of mustard and golf balls?

 

[Dadof2Vols]

I'm old enough for that reference. lol.

Fortunate enough to see him in person. What a privilege

 

[GVF]

Fortunate enough to see him in person. What a privilege

A concert/shindog of Ray Stevens and Jerry Clower together would still be the benchmark for all live shows if it had happened. And why it was never thought of is a mystery.

 

[WillisWG]

So, we bring pellet rifles next time we play Ole Miss instead of mustard and golf balls?

Bring a couple extra blue tick hounds and watch their prey drive kick in

 

[onevol74]

Kiffin has squirrel envy. Ours is bigger than

 

[BlinghamptonVol]

Where does our fake injury against uga put us in the eyes of Sankey? Same as Kiffin?

 

[VolsSportsFan]

When the squirrel starts faking injuries then we'll know.