Notice of Trial: Behr vs Souce

[Behr]

Charges against you Souce on this 25th day of October in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty four are brought on you for a Capital Zone Felony which can result in The Maximum penalty which will be determined by a panel of your peers if in fact found guilty.

 

[theFallGuy]

Lord what did he do now?

 

[hmanvolfan]

I demand a writ of habeas corpus.

 

[VolNExile]

You'd better have a team of US Marshals ready. He'll just vanish again.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Panel of his peers? So the jury will consist of thieves?

 

[Behr]

I demand a writ of habeas corpus.

@Souce, thanks for recruiting me to the ’Zone a few years back. It’s been worth it.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

@SDV I don’t know wtf is going on here, but please be ready if I get drug into it. TIA

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

@Souce - The law firm of Know Fox Given would like to represent you against these charges

 

[Souce]

 

[Souce]

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Wtf

 

[superdave1984]

Who be da judge in this here case?

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Wtf

I haven't passed the bar but I have passed out at one so I would be a great attorney to defend you.

 

[VolNExile]

Wtf

You've been Swift-Boomed!

 

[Behr]

Who be da judge in this here case?

Got any recommendations?

 

[Behr]

@Souce - The law firm of Know Fox Given would like to represent you against these charges

Just to be clear, I gave you the like for the firms name, not for you representing him. For that Imma have to revive the "you're dead to me" thread.

 

[Behr]

And good luck getting paid.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

And good luck getting paid.

Once a judge has been selected, I have several motions that I want to file

1. A jury questionnaire to ensure a jury of his peers and alts

2. A motion to declare Tin Man's statement as inadmissible.

3. A motion for discovery

4. Any other legal terms that I have learned watching Ally McBeal and Law&Order

 

[Behr]

Once a judge has been selected, I have several motions that I want to file

1. A jury questionnaire to ensure a jury of his peers and alts

2. A motion to declare Tin Man's statement as inadmissible.

3. A motion for discovery

4. Any other legal terms that I have learned watching Ally McBeal and Law&Order

That's good and all but this is a Zone trial. Held in the Zone. By Zoners. Know what that means? It's simple.

All your fancy words and phrases may win for you and your client, but not because they matter. Only thing that matters is what we ALL say matters.

 

[Behr]

Again. Good luck getting paid. He probably won't even show up half the time you yourself request him to.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

My first motion is to request a change in venue. It is impossible to find 12 impartial jurors that have not had a gif stolen by Souce.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Again. Good luck getting paid. He probably won't even show up half the time you yourself request him to.

My client doesn't answer questions so he pleads the fif.

 

[Behr]

My first motion is to request a change in venue. It is impossible to find 12 impartial jurors that have not had a gif stolen by Souce.

That's smart, but I mean, that won't work.

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

That's smart, but I mean, that won't work.

The judge needs to rule on my motion.

 

[VolNExile]

Again. Good luck getting paid. He probably won't even show up half the time you yourself request him to.