Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[volfanhill]

Well, I'm not living there at the moment (just haven't put it up for sale yet) and I don't get it there like I should.

But there were gold plated rims on that thing... at least that's my story.

Make sure you let them know all the guns are missing

 

[McDad]

My house got broken into...

Can whichever theiving ass that took my zero turn please return it?

Sux. Insurance claim?

 

[McDad]

Make sure you let them know all the guns are missing

Oh crap...I forgot!

@Grand Vol what about the 200 ounces of 99.99% pure gold I asked you to hold for me? Did the thieves take that too?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

The one with the highest weight rating.

I need one for my fat wife to use in our pool....

 

[McDad]

I need one for my fat wife to use in our pool....

@WestTennesseeFox

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Oh crap...I forgot!

@Grand Vol what about the 200 ounces of 99.99% pure gold I asked you to hold for me? Did the thieves take that too?

Guaranteed gone in the theft, right along with my 6 rifles, 3 shotguns, and 5 pistols that I loaned him.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

@WestTennesseeFox
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Im mocking what BB said yesterday...

 

[Grand Vol]

Oh crap...I forgot!

@Grand Vol what about the 200 ounces of 99.99% pure gold I asked you to hold for me? Did the thieves take that too?

Funny you mention that... I do some hobby scrapping and those bastards took my #2 and bare bright copper.

 

[McDad]

Im mocking what BB said yesterday...

Oh it's too late for that.

I'm just hoping she comes over here to whoop you so we can all enjoy.

But seriously, BB said that about WTF?

 

[McDad]

Funny you mention that... I do some hobby scrapping and those bastards took my #2 and bare bright copper.

Suns O'Beaches.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Oh it's too late for that.

I'm just hoping she comes over here to whoop you so we can all enjoy.

But seriously, BB said that about WTF?

BowlBrother85 said:
LOL ..... and this is supposed to mean what from someone who doesn't know me?

I mean .... I can say you probably have a fat and ugly wife .... assuming that you have ever seen a naked woman at all (besides your mom, of course).

 

[McDad]

BowlBrother85 said:
LOL ..... and this is supposed to mean what from someone who doesn't know me?

I mean .... I can say you probably have a fat and ugly wife .... assuming that you have ever seen a naked woman at all (besides your mom, of course).

The boy can't handle his liquor.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

The boy can't handle his liquor.

One too many White Claws for him...

 

[Carl Pickens]

BowlBrother85 said:
LOL ..... and this is supposed to mean what from someone who doesn't know me?

I mean .... I can say you probably have a fat and ugly wife .... assuming that you have ever seen a naked woman at all (besides your mom, of course).

 

[AM64]

I'd need a Coast Guard helicopter rescue.

Here's something for you to consider.

 

[Weezer]

BowlBrother85 said:
LOL ..... and this is supposed to mean what from someone who doesn't know me?

I mean .... I can say you probably have a fat and ugly wife .... assuming that you have ever seen a naked woman at all (besides your mom, of course).

Bitter because his wife left him.

 

[McDad]

10 days till kickoff!!!
Saturday and Sunday go by quickly so that really brings it to 8 days. Thursday and Friday of next week will be filled with anticipatory energy. Saturday is gameday. So that's like 5 days. It's getting close.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Ha!

 

[Grand Vol]

 

[OrangeTsar]

In 5 days, we fly to Tahoe! Cannot wait.

Just booked my Turo.

I got a lot to do between now and then.

Just don’t go fishing with Fredo

 

[OrangeTsar]

 

[OrangeTsar]

10 days till kickoff!!!
Saturday and Sunday go by quickly so that really brings it to 8 days. Thursday and Friday of next week will be filled with anticipatory energy. Saturday is gameday. So that's like 5 days. It's getting close.

Nico fever will be severe waiting for that first TD pass.

 

[LouderVol]

10 days till kickoff!!!
Saturday and Sunday go by quickly so that really brings it to 8 days. Thursday and Friday of next week will be filled with anticipatory energy. Saturday is gameday. So that's like 5 days. It's getting close.

I am excited for this saturday too. GT vs FSU. I don't care about either, but I am ready for some P4 football!!!!

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Yeah. It has a max capacity lift for like 10 Asians or 1.5 Americans.

"These so called Asian critters can grow to 5 feet tall. They try to use their feet when fighting."

 

[marcusluvsvols]

My house got broken into...

Can whichever theiving ass that took my zero turn please return it?

Thats BS man. Think its an inside job? Anybody that drives by and sees you mowing is a suspect. I had my brand new Honda powered pushmower and Husky weedeater stolen. Found out more than a year later that an acquaintance I paid cash to help me replace all the siding and windows in my house stole them. He had already moved away by then, so he still breathes sadly. Hope they dont cancel your homeowners insurance after you file a claim like they did ours. Total crap.