OldTimer’s Dugout - Off Topic Thread

[Halph66]

Nobody likes a smartass. I know about these facts.

Four things people don’t like.
Warm beer
Cold women
Wet toilet paper
Smart asses

 

[cobbwebb0710]

Four things people don’t like.
Warm beer
Cold women
Wet toilet paper
Smart asses

Unfortunately, I deal with all of these.

 

[chuckiepoo]

First day of Fall practice in Football at TENNESSEE.

@MAD could you please put the daily reporting this thread when its posted. I'm not capable of that procedure.

Thanks in advance.

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Vols Fall Practice #1

If there’s anything “new” it is offensive tackle Lance Heard. He appears to be recovering from a minor knee issue and had a sleeve and large brace on his left leg. The LSU transfer, Tennessee’s projected starter at left tackle, was able to go through some reps of individual drills, but was not...

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[Volprofch05]

 

[VolPack22]

Four things people don’t like.
Warm beer
Cold women
Wet toilet paper
Smart asses

If every husband/boyfriend gifted their wife/girlfriend one of these then we would all love smart asses.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

That’s a dirty girl…

I was thinking more like a yummy dirty girl.

 

[VolPack22]

Four things people don’t like.
Warm beer
Cold women
Wet toilet paper
Smart asses

Four things I dislike:

1. Beautiful women that are fully clothed
2. Drivers that cut me off
3. Waking up at the Witching Hour
4. Listening to people ramble and talking about themselves with no end in sight

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Dodgers will beat the A's Friday.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Unfortunately, I deal with all of these.

Even wet toilet paper? Damn it man.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Four things I dislike:

1. Beautiful women that are fully clothed
2. Drivers that cut me off
3. Waking up at the Witching Hour
4. Listening to people ramble and talking about themselves with no end in sight

I agree with #1 %.

 

[VolPack22]

Dodgers will beat the A's Friday.

Wouldn’t be so sure of that. A’s are 4th in the majors in home runs. That Dodger bullpen will be giving up some late.

 

[VolPack22]

I agree with #1 %.

The world would be a better place if we could agree with #1.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

The world would be a better place if we could agree with #1.

You'll most likely find that type in the "business world".

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[VolPack22]

You'll most likely find that type in the "business world".

If I owned a business everyone would be dressed as Victoria’s Secret models and Chippendales dancers.

 

[VolPack22]

Gotta dock them a point. The one on the right started late.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

If I owned a business everyone would be dressed as Victoria’s Secret models and Chippendales dancers.

And it would be called the "Chattanooga Strip Club".

 

[VolPack22]

Kershaw had his first zero-K start in his career yesterday. Had made 423 starts and recorded at least 1 K in every single one them. That goes down as the longest such streak Tom Seaver had 411 and Nolan Ryan had 382.

 

[VolPack22]

And it would be called the "Chattanooga Strip Club".

Yes and we would be selling chicken strip club sandwiches.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Yes and we would be selling chicken strip club sandwiches.

What?? No buckets?

 

[knoxvol52]

Kershaw had his first zero-K start in his career yesterday. Had made 423 starts and recorded at least 1 K in every single one them. That goes down as the longest such streak Tom Seaver had 411 and Nolan Ryan had 382.

I love Kershaw but maybe he should hang it up.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I love Kershaw but maybe he should hang it up.

Dude couldn't ask for anything else in life. He's got it made until the day he dies.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[cobbwebb0710]

Even wet toilet paper? Damn it man.

Especially wet toilet paper!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I remember these radio/MTV host that came along w/this new concept in TV.