Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[marcusluvsvols]

Tennessee has the best home field advantage in the nation

Tennessee athletics has been dominant over the past year. Tennessee has one of the best home-field advantages in the country between football, basketball, and b

allfortennessee.com

Absolute domination in Knoxvegas over the last year. Best in the nation.

 

[GroverCleveland]

On the topic of 4th of July fireworks, one of my dachshunds wishes we were still part of the British Empire.

 

[volfanhill]

On the topic of 4th of July fireworks, one of my dachshunds wishes we were still part of the British Empire.

I have two cats and a dog. Neighborhood fireworks tonight bc the big show, which is right near us, is tomorrow. Dog is freaking out. One cat won't come out from under the bed. This guy is fearless

 

[85SugarVol]

Just saw an infomercial with Al from Home Improvement.

“My hose will not kink, and my hose is anti-leak”
“This is my hose - the Pocket Hose”
“Turn it on, and watch it grow and grow!”

Have y’all seen this?

 

[Orangeburst]

Just saw an infomercial with Al from Home Improvement.

“My hose will not kink, and my hose is anti-leak”
“This is my hose - the Pocket Hose”
“Turn it on, and watch it grow and grow!”

Have y’all seen this?

They are great. The early ones would puncture if you stepped on them under pressure. They shrink like a freightened turtle when pressure is relieved.

 

[Weezer]

Just saw an infomercial with Al from Home Improvement.

“My hose will not kink, and my hose is anti-leak”
“This is my hose - the Pocket Hose”
“Turn it on, and watch it grow and grow!”

Have y’all seen this?

@McDad has already watched it 403 times. He likes that it makes him giggle while simultaneously arousing him.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Have a great 4th bros!

 

[McDad]

Every year on July 4 I remind England to eat our:

 

[Weezer]

Every year on July 4 I remind England to eat our:
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Is that because you're a

 

[Weezer]

@McDad

Have you been traveling overseas?

The sperm donor at the center of 'The Man with 1000 Kids' says he plans to sue Netflix. Here's where Jonathan Jacob Meijer is now.

"The Man with 1000 Kids" tells the story of a serial sperm donor, Jonathan Jacob Meijer, and the families that realized how many children he'd fathered.

www.yahoo.com

 

[marcusluvsvols]

On the topic of 4th of July fireworks, one of my dachshunds wishes we were still part of the British Empire.

Anybody with a couple of landsharks is obviously a man of culture and good taste. Some of the best dogs IMO. Had one for the 1st 16 years of my life that was my best friend. Miss that dude. If dachshunds were the size of a golden retriever they would hunt rhinos and elephants. Probably have 3in canine teeth. Lmao. Those little bastards are fearless and smart. Ours used to get mad if we were gone from home too long and go snort in all my Moms ashtrays and blow the ashes everywhere. She would get so pissed and being a kid of course I always thought it was hilarious.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Happy 4th you heathens. Be safe out there.

 

[85SugarVol]

 

[Weezer]

 

[AM64]

@McDad

Have you been traveling overseas?

The sperm donor at the center of 'The Man with 1000 Kids' says he plans to sue Netflix. Here's where Jonathan Jacob Meijer is now.

"The Man with 1000 Kids" tells the story of a serial sperm donor, Jonathan Jacob Meijer, and the families that realized how many children he'd fathered.

www.yahoo.com

Don't encourage him.

 

[Weezer]

Don't encourage him.

It's in his name. Over 1 billion served. A true @McDad .

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Every year on July 4 I remind England to eat our:
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Whenever I am flying on July 4th I always end each radio transmission with "down with the British".

 

[gcbvol]

Anybody with a couple of landsharks is obviously a man of culture and good taste. Some of the best dogs IMO. Had one for the 1st 16 years of my life that was my best friend. Miss that dude. If dachshunds were the size of a golden retriever they would hunt rhinos and elephants. Probably have 3in canine teeth. Lmao. Those little bastards are fearless and smart. Ours used to get mad if we were gone from home too long and go snort in all my Moms ashtrays and blow the ashes everywhere. She would get so pissed and being a kid of course I always thought it was hilarious.

We had one who was a total booze hound. If any alcoholic beverage was in reach she would go after it. Little monster.

 

[Weezer]

We had one who was a total booze hound. If any alcoholic beverage was in reach she would go after it. Little monster.

Just imagining someone taking their dog to AA.

 

[gcbvol]

Just imagining someone taking their dog to AA.

She could've used it! Booze isn’t the best for doggies.

She's the only dog I've known to like it. Our two now will run away from the smell.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

She could've used it! Booze isn’t the best for doggies.

She's the only dog I've known to like it. Our two now will run away from the smell.

My aunt had a pomeranian with a taste for cheap champagne. Coincidentally, my aunt also enjoyed it.

 

[StarRaider]

for the record... that looks like American made Tito's

 

[DinkinFlicka]

for the record... that looks like American made Tito's

Would.

 

[JOEY’S ALL VOL !!!]

Would.

Wood*

 

[lawgator1]

for the record... that looks like American made Tito's

Approved