True story. I’m standing in the entrance to the walk-in closet and bathroom in a towel wrapped around my waist with my hands on the top of the door frame talking to Red who is sitting in bed watching tv. The towel falls off. No biggie. She’s seen me naked since the 80s. I get the feeling I’m being looked at so I cut my eyes to the window where I see the preachers wife walking up thier sidewalk looking at me. I think “should I duck….. will that embarrass her knowing that I know….” Ultimately I just kept talking to red and told her “*++** just saw me standing here. Red said “maybe she could not see.” I looked again and she was gone but there was no doubt, the way the blinds were she could definitely see me.
A couple days go by and the preacher asked me to come look at a door that was sticking. I knocked on the door, she answered, turned bright red, said “he’s in the kitchen “ and basically ran to her room. I text Red “she saw me. There’s no doubt”. Red text back “ask her to rate the experience “