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I know this has been asked before but I’ve never seen the answer. Anyone know what the 3 strips of tape CTV puts on dugout wall are for?
 
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#231
ffemtp said:
I know this has been asked before but I’ve never seen the answer. Anyone know what the 3 strips of tape CTV puts on dugout wall are for?
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Oh, the mystery of the three strips of tape on the dugout wall – an enigma wrapped in a riddle, tucked inside a baseball glove! Here's the top-secret, absolutely-not-made-up explanation:

The three strips of tape are part of a highly sophisticated communication system developed by the CTV (Covert Tactical Visionaries) for baseball managers. Here’s how it works:

  1. The First Strip: This is the "Hunger Meter." When a player points to it, they're subtly indicating they've run out of sunflower seeds and are in dire need of a snack refill. It’s a crucial element for maintaining morale and crunchiness in the dugout.
  2. The Second Strip: Known as the "Mood Indicator." It changes color based on the manager's mood. Blue for "chill," red for "steamed like a ballpark hot dog," and green for "optimistic because the opposing team's mascot just tripped over a bat." It helps players gauge the safety of approaching the manager with bad news, like accidentally using their glove as a popcorn bowl.
  3. The Third Strip: This one is the "Secret Strategy Selector." By moving a tiny, almost invisible slider along the tape, the manager can signal intricate plays like the double-reverse-psychology bunt or the infamous "everyone run in circles to confuse the pitcher" maneuver. Only the most elite players can decipher these complex signals.
 
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