Recruiting Football Talk VII

[Orange_Crush]

Pirates of Dark Water...early 90s but still great

Man, I was sleeping off hangovers by that time.

 

[Jackcrevol]

I dont think he hit the rim from 4"

tnwss

 

[Adam Sandler]

Hope UT skates by with no trouble.

Hope we’re the ones cashing in on the chaos

 

[Adam Sandler]

Lol what?

Peacock bandwagon

 

[Adam Sandler]

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They knew what they were doing

 

[Adam Sandler]

This guy is all over the place

Damnit

 

[itsme]

Hope UT skates by with no trouble.

If he has enrolled in Iowa already he should have to sit out a year imo. These are the shenanigans that irritate me about the portal and Saban because you know he was a part of this after testifying before congress.

 

[Weezer]

I always figured it was lower back issues.

You'd have lower back issues, too, if you were dangling a couple of bowling balls.

 

[Weezer]

Challenge accepted

Just kidding @SSVol, if we wanted to truly offend you, your email would be filled with @Weezer nudz. If that wasn’t sufficient, then a personalized visit with @Weezer and his ForFansOnly videographer would do the trick

Well now you've offended me. What are you suggesting, Doc?

 

[peaygolf]

 

[volbeast33]

Reading the three deep on the d-line in the practice thread was comforting. Talk about a night and day improvement from just a few years ago.

We look like a team full of National Champion type athletes…. so excited for the season

 

[Weezer]

You were definitely not amongst the ones I was talking about. There's good natured ribbing and then there's other things.

Was I amongst the ones you were talking about? Is everybody suddenly having beef with Weezer? First Dumb and Dumber comes at me, now you?

 

[Weezer]

My wife and I have been working hard to get our house clean. The main rooms are downstairs and we have some bedrooms upstairs. The downstairs looks absolutely fantastic, spotless. The upstairs... now that is another story.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Was I amongst the ones you were talking about? Is everybody suddenly having beef with Weezer? First Dumb and Dumber comes at me, now you?

Not you Weezer. You're just a moran.

 

[Weezer]

I would like to apologize in advance for this rib as I didn't seek consent or approval for said rib in advance. I was careless, and that's on me.

 

[peaygolf]

My wife and I have been working hard to get our house clean. The main rooms are downstairs and we have some bedrooms upstairs. The downstairs looks absolutely fantastic, spotless. The upstairs... now that is another story.

 

[DarthVol1]

Here at the Death Star, we are always looking for new and innovative ways to destroy the Rebel Alliance. I believe I may have stumbled into a torture so cruel, that it is guaranteed to put an end to the rebel scum once and for all. It is called "Make 27 trips with Mrs. DarthVol1 to Home Depot to pick interior paint colors for every room in the Death Star." If that does not end the Jedi order, then I will unleash "Paint every interior room of the Death Star with Mrs. DarthVol1" on them. They best pray I don't alter the deal.

Also, I probably need to come up with catchier names for said tortures, like Project something another.........

 

[OrangeMoundTNVol]

March 20, 2010


JP Prince scored 18 points and Scotty Hopson had 17 to lead sixth-seeded Tennessee to an 83-68 victory over Ohio on Saturday and give the Vols their third Sweet 16 berth in four years. The other starters pitched in, too: Brian Williams and Wayne Chism had 12 rebounds apiece, and Bobby Maze had nine assists.

But Pearl wanted them to share the celebration with the reserves who filled in after a New Year's Day gun, drug and alcohol bust left Tennessee with just six scholarship players.

The Vols took the lead with an 18-2 run that started with 12 minutes left in the first half, turning a two-point deficit into a 14-point lead. Ohio kept firing 3-pointers -- they tried 26 in the game, making 10 -- but never got any closer than 50-45 on Freeman's 3-pointer with 13 minutes to play.

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JP is a close friend of mine, we went to Elementary School together. Me, him & Anthony Mason Jr. Both guys seemed like they were already 6’ tall in 5th grade, recess was pretty much 1 on 1 with those two, with us other 4 guys just waiting to get a rebound.

 

[Jimmy Football]

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[SSVol]

Challenge accepted

Just kidding @SSVol, if we wanted to truly offend you, your email would be filled with @Weezer nudz. If that wasn’t sufficient, then a personalized visit with @Weezer and his ForFansOnly videographer would do the trick

I had a mentor who told me that "God would send offensive people my way until my offender didn't work any more". He wasn't wrong.

 

[Weezer]

Here at the Death Star, we are always looking for new and innovative ways to destroy the Rebel Alliance. I believe I may have stumbled into a torture so cruel, that it is guaranteed to put an end to the rebel scum once and for all. It is called "Make 27 trips with Mrs. DarthVol1 to Home Depot to pick interior paint colors for every room in the Death Star." If that does not end the Jedi order, then I will unleash "Paint every interior room of the Death Star with Mrs. DarthVol1" on them. They best pray I don't alter the deal.

Also, I probably need to come up with catchier names for said tortures, like Project something another.........

You could subject them to @drvenner 's jokes.

 

[butchna]

Nonsmoker Clemens versus smoker Wagner
Jmo

The reason those Honus Wagner cards are so rare (and valuable) is because they were issued by a tobacco company and Honus was vehemently opposed to smoking…so most were destroyed by his request. He did drop out of school when he was 12 and worked in a coal mine to help support his family until he got his shot in baseball. Couldn’t have been healthy. My grandfather worked the mines and had blacklung…lived into his late 90’s chewing bakker.

 

[Weezer]

I had a mentor who told me that "God would send offensive people my way until my offender didn't work any more". He wasn't wrong.

So, you like my tasteful art??

 

[engineerVOL]

Nico throws guys open. Truly sets a good QB apart from the pack.



Gotta love shorts and helmets season haha.

 

[Orange_Crush]

You'd have lower back issues, too, if you were dangling a couple of bowling balls.

You should probably get some medical tests.