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If they have any desire to move Ozuna, do it now. His value won’t get any higher. I’d move him for a Freddy Peralta/Chris Bassitt type mid-rotation starter and not think twice. (Not that either of those guys might even be available, just using them as a reference point.)
 
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Regulator said:
If they have any desire to move Ozuna, do it now. His value won’t get any higher. I’d move him for a Freddy Peralta/Chris Bassitt type mid-rotation starter and not think twice. (Not that either of those guys might even be available, just using them as a reference point.)
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No one is going to give up anything of note for him
 
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zjcvols said:
Bowers needs to focus on the draft. Absolutely no reason to come back when you’ve won two national titles and are a top 10 pick already
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I saw someone in the RF mention they had seen it that Bowers had been recommended the same tightrope surgery that Tillman got. If so O think he just sits the rest of the season out, and if that happens UGA is just an average offense.
 
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