If only… Reports out of Tuscaloosa indicate that University of Alabama Head Football Coach, Nick Saban is wanted for exposing himself while abusing a Little Debbie stand-up in-store display. The coach has not been seen since the reports surfaced. University spokespersons have been tight-lipped. Law enforcement says only that they do not comment on ongoing investigations. The Crimson Tide football team practices are closed to the press. Cornered in a parking lot, Coach Holmon Wiggins said, “Coach Saban is fine. The team is preparing for our upcoming game. Other than that, I have no comment.”