The thing about checkering TAMU is that ... I just ... don't feel much of anything about them?  I really don't.  I think it has something to do with the really werid cult cheers they do.  Or maybe it was that cornball "HI SEC" commercial they did all those years back.  I just can't with them.  I mean, if it's a big ranked game, okay, sure, I can then, but otherwise, they're just so ... dopey. 
Meanwhile South Carolina is a big bunch of baby-stealing dog-kicking mayonnaise-swirling lardwaffles and I want to see Tennessee crush them so thoroughly that the coroner has to scrape their remains in ziplocs.  I don't want them to suffer, I want them to be beyond suffering.  That, to me, is worthy of some kind of special gameday energy.
I don't know who to checker in such a situation.