Momma/Girlfriend Jokes

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I heard a girlfriend joke the other day that had me rolling. So I thought I would see what everyones favorite Momma or girlfriend joke is?( or whatever joke that is funny)


Your girlfriend is so ugly, she looks like she scrubs her face with a bear trap!!...:crazy:

 

[MG1968]

Your momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

 

[Jasongivm6]

Your mamma's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for 'Star Wars'

 

[Jasongivm6]

Your momma's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

 

[wounded mullet]

Wants to moderate this thread...

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

yo momma so broke, I opened her fridge and saw a cockroach choking out Mrs Buttersworth saying "give up the syrup!"

 

[rbroyles]

Twist on an old one. You were so ugly when born the doctor slapped yo momma instead of you. When she saw you she told the doc to hit her again and harder.

 

[coffeevol]

I took your momma to a concert, when she danced the whole band skipped.



Your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out!!
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[volmanjr]

yo momma's so fat that when she cuts herself shaving gravy comes out

 

[hmanvolfan]

Yo mama's so ugly she has to tie a pork chop on a rope around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

 

[MG1968]

Yo momma so fat, her eyeballs have stretchmarks.

 

[ladyVOLfan333]

yo mama so fat she has her own zip code.

 

[ladyVOLfan333]

your girlfriend's so ugly the doctor threw the baby away and kept the afterbirth.

 

[BearCat204]

Yo mamma so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

 

[Vol Mania 21]

and this is why "yo momma" jokes are lame

 

[cd12]

Lets get off mommas! I just got off yours!

 

[UTvol1fn]

Lets get off mommas! I just got off yours!

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[TEX_VOLFAN]

Your mommas breath smells so bad people look forward to her farts!