tl;dr
ngaf and i don't either
seent a pint-sized angry, bald dude ragin at da clerk because the self-serv lotto machine wasn't workin right
dude's wife seemed fairly normal and sensible but he was an angry midget (read: like
@joevol33 and Tiff)
den seent them in the ice cream section...said he was from Oregon and visited the Tillamook place a couple of times a year and asked me if I had tried the new orange and cream flavor Tillamook
told him it was gud and heard him tell his wife dat he was goin to customer service to buy lotto tickets
raced him to customer service and bought the winning ticket and clerk there said she wouldn't sell him a ticket because of his earlier hissy fit
den he started cussin in oregano, and I laffed and left