The Atlanta Braves

[zjcvols]

This offense ****S

 

[zjcvols]

 

[Regulator]

They’re interviewing TDA and asking his thoughts about the new rule changes…

TDA: “I was talking to a couple guys, introducing myself, asking how they’ve been, and then they weren’t ready on time and got strikes called on them. I felt bad about it.”

Peter: “No, that’s great!”

 

[raw dog]

*good

Bro moves like a dump truck

 

[zjcvols]

 

[C/O]

I’m trying to get myself into mid-season form. *ahem* Willy would have knocked it farther.

 

[zjcvols]

*good

Bro moves like a dump truck

Hope you’re ready for a 6 WAR Matty O season

 

[Regulator]

We could have 8-9 guys with 20+ HR.

 

[AV_12]

Lol just pack it up and let’s get to Thursday

 

[AV_12]

2017-2020 Rosario on the way

 

[zjcvols]

I can’t believe the Dodgers are really going with Trayce Thompson in CF everyday

 

[LotteryPick]

Have some clients closing on a house on Opening day. Told them we are wrapping that sh!t up when the office opens that morning so your boy can absolutely lock into baseball the rest of the day

 

[raw dog]

Hope you’re ready for a 6 WAR Matty O season

I’ve heard this before. I hope so I like that guy a lot. No Freddie tho but that’s ok!

 

[zjcvols]

 

[TBrown]

I can’t believe somebody got paid to come up with this. I can’t believe somebody got paid to review this. I can’t believe somebody got paid to approve this.

 

[TBrown]

*good

Bro moves like a dump truck

My guy went to the austin riley dive for everything outside your phone booth school of defense

 

[GAVol]

I can’t believe somebody got paid to come up with this. I can’t believe somebody got paid to review this. I can’t believe somebody got paid to approve this.

It's a sports uniform. Inexplicably tacky is pretty much the standard.

 

[TBrown]

It's a sports uniform. Inexplicably tacky is pretty much the standard.

Fair. But this threads the needle of being both inexplicably tacky AND incredibly lazy. A true dollar store look for the very recent world champions.

(And a HUGE missed opportunity not having Blooper get out of that helicopter)

 

[GAVol]

Why does every umpire come off as a power tripping mall security guard?

 

[AV_12]

I can’t believe the Dodgers are really going with Trayce Thompson in CF everyday

And will still probably smoke that division again lol

 

[zjcvols]

And will still probably smoke that division again lol

Nah Padres are better this year

 

[volsarelife1]

 

[AV_12]

Nah Padres are better this year

Duds will always hit regardless, and their pitching staff is deeper

 

[AV_12]

Looks like DraftKings has some MLB lines up for Thursday

 

[screenthis]

I liked our draft yesterday. 19 rounds. Took an hour. Short bench means more moves during the season.

Welp, I missed the draft. And now, I have no idea how to get back to the Site.