OldTimer’s Dugout - Off Topic Thread

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

You put your left foot out….

No .... right foot in.

 

[VolPack22]

You put your left foot out….

You put your middle foot in and you shake it all about.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I’ve played that game before as revenge and she busted into tears thinking I was going to break up with her. Women want it more than men, they just pretend like they don’t.

I learned a long time ago is just ignore them. They'll come over & start up talking.

 

[VolPack22]

I learned a long time ago is just ignore them. They'll come over & start up talking.

Yep, women crave attention and cannot go 2 minutes without a conversation.

Edit: most women

 

[chuckiepoo]

You put your middle foot in and you shake it all about.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Yep, women crave attention and cannot go 2 minutes without a conversation.

Girl from Florida was up visiting some friends one summer. Had all the boys going gaga over her. I paid her no attention bc she had everyone else. Next thing I know she came over & was talking & being friendly as heck.

 

[MAD]

Yep, women crave attention and cannot go 2 minutes without a conversation.

Edit: most women

VP with his woman

 

[Volprofch05]

Join the hate group. There's plenty inside that club.

I’ve been in that club for many years.

When I was a student at BC, they beat us every year in men’s hoops. I vividly remember there was one year we were pretty good and they were down, figured we’d finally get it done. Out of nowhere comes a freshman by the name of Richard Hamilton, destroys us.

I hate UConn

 

[chuckiepoo]

I remember Sargeant Monger and his damn flashlight…

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

VP with his woman

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That's too cozy. Wait until they stay in their own rooms not to come out.

 

[chuckiepoo]

Girl from Florida was up visiting some friends one summer. Had all the boys going gaga over her. I paid her no attention bc she had everyone else. Next thing I know she came over & was talking & being friendly as heck.

Friendly iz good…

 

[ArdentVol]

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I will have to commend hunley

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Friendly iz good…

You take what you can get at 15.

 

[ArdentVol]

pregame waemup
Backwoods Bastard | Barrel-Aged Beer | Founders Brewing Co

 

[chuckiepoo]

I will have to commend hunley

That was one I recognized!

 

[chuckiepoo]

I will have to commend hunley

That was one I recognized!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

pregame waemup
Backwoods Bastard | Barrel-Aged Beer | Founders Brewing Co

Sounds like my kind of place to go when I need to.

 

[MAD]

pregame waemup
Backwoods Bastard | Barrel-Aged Beer | Founders Brewing Co

That doesn’t look as refreshing as a Coors Light.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

That doesn’t look as refreshing as a Coors Light.

 

[chuckiepoo]

That doesn’t look as refreshing as a Coors Light.

Thas some weak a$$ brew bro .

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Thas some weak a$$ brew bro .

I bet you'll still piss like an animal after a couple of'em.

 

[chuckiepoo]

I bet you'll still piss like an animal after a couple of'em.

Yessir. Don’t drink them in order to have my walnut sized bladder demanding attention….

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Yessir. Don’t drink them in order to have my walnut sized bladder demanding attention….

I laughed ...

 

[VolPack22]

I bet you'll still piss like an animal after a couple of'em.

Specifically, like a Russian race horse.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Specifically, like a Russian race horse.

I was thinking more like an elephant. Have you ever seen one do it up close
You better jump back a few feet if you ever do get close.