In the unlikely event that Bruce Pearl is fired, here is a list so far of our potential coaches mentioned in this thread:
1. Bill Goldberg
2. Keith Sweat
3. Murray Bartow
4. Jimmy Christ
5. Jesus H. Christ
6. Whoopi Goldberg
7. Bow Wow
8. Bill Self
9. Rick Pitino
10. Roy Williams (coach, WR, or DB)
11. Jim Calhoun
12. Bobby Knight
13. Jon Gruden
14. Tubby Smith
15. Saul Smith (just added)
16. "Well Dressed" Tony Jones
17. Luke Walton
18. Memphis Melrose
19. John Calipari
20. Doc Rivers
21. Billy Clyde Gillispie
22. Phil Jackson
23. Pat Summit
24. Unemployed coaches who don't cuss
25. Dave Clawson
26. Brad Stevens
27. Red Auerbach
28. Jim Naismith
29. Isaiah Thomas
30. Jody Wright
31. The Wright Brothers
32. The White Shadow
33. Rorschach
34. emainvol
35. hatvol
36. Will Ferrell
37. Dale Brown
38. Nolan Richardson
39. Kelvin Sampson
40. Samson
41. John Wooden
42. Hulk Hogan
43. The Jesus (from The Big Lebowski)
44. ridethelightening
45. The Ultimate Warrior (if anyone wants a good laugh, youtube "The Ultimate Warrior Is Crazy)
46. Dionte Christmas
47. slovog
48. Buzz Peterson
49. Kevin O'Neil
So there you have it, in no particular order. In my opinion, Bill Goldberg is hands down the best choice.