Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Juanita]

He should take you up on that offer and find out what he's been missing.

He may be missing something more than chess pie.

 

[Juanita]

^^^
I just read that again, and it sounded nasty. Did not mean for it to come across that way.

 

[apevol]

He may be missing something more than chess pie.

i thought you were Barney's girl

 

[DonjoVol]

I know some of you guys like to argue with @Rasputin_Vol, but he hasn't been around for a while. Does anyone know what happened to him?

Hopefully he is okay. Maybe he just needed to take a break from this place. I will probably do that soon myself. Volnation does not have exactly a stellar reputation.

 

[DonjoVol]

Chain owned by Outback. Usually pretty good. Superb job job by server and great recovery by manager.

I have never ate there myself. I should probably try it out one of these days.

 

[hog88]

It’s gotten to the point where I would rather take a beating than go to the doctor. Somewhere the profession has forgotten that they are in the customer service business.

 

[VolStrom]

It’s gotten to the point where I would rather take a beating than go to the doctor. Somewhere the profession has forgotten that they are in the customer service business.

Sounds like you need a new doctor. Mine is always prompt and polite and usually I'm in and out of the office in 20 minutes or less.

 

[McDad]

It’s gotten to the point where I would rather take a beating than go to the doctor. Somewhere the profession has forgotten that they are in the customer service business.

Sounds like a grumpy pig had his colonoscopy today.

 

[hog88]

Sounds like you need a new doctor. Mine is always prompt and polite and usually I'm in and out of the office in 20 minutes or less.

You are correct about getting a new doctor. I’ve been looking but the good ones aren’t taking new patients.

 

[hog88]

Sounds like a grumpy pig had his colonoscopy today.

Done that months ago, don’t need another for 10 years.

 

[VolStrom]

Done that months ago, don’t need another for 10 years.

You lucky guy, apparently you didn't have any polyps. I got moved to the 5-year plan after my last colonoscopy.

 

[hog88]

You lucky guy, apparently you didn't have any polyps. I got moved to the 5-year plan after my last colonoscopy.

No polyps, clean as a whistle.

 

[AirVol]

No polyps, clean as a whistle.

So corn cobs really works?

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

You lucky guy, apparently you didn't have any polyps. I got moved to the 5-year plan after my last colonoscopy.

The worst part is drinking that battery acid. My last one back in January required me to have one last round at 5 am.

 

[hog88]

So corn cobs really works?

Gerbils

 

[StarRaider]

The worst part is drinking that battery acid. My last one back in January required me to have one last round at 5 am.

I call that stuff "rocket fuel" because it always feels like I am being launched on a Saturn V soon after.

 

[AM64]

You lucky guy, apparently you didn't have any polyps. I got moved to the 5-year plan after my last colonoscopy.

Bummer

 

[Orangeburst]

You lucky guy, apparently you didn't have any polyps. I got moved to the 5-year plan after my last colonoscopy.

I am on and off a 2-5 year plan over the years. Dadgum like going to the dentist these days. Had my first pre cancerous one earlier this year, so now back to 2 years.

 

[VolStrom]

I am on and off a 2-5 year plan over the years. Dadgum like going to the dentist these days. Had my first pre cancerous one earlier this year, so now back to 2 years.

Colonoscopies suck, but look at the bright side, you get a great colon cleanse.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

I am on and off a 2-5 year plan over the years. Dadgum like going to the dentist these days. Had my first pre cancerous one earlier this year, so now back to 2 years.

That was me too but the last two have come up clean, so on the 5 year plan now. My doc told me to take two large heaping tablespoons of metamucil every night. That's more than the amount recommended but I believe it is helping.

 

[Orangeburst]

That was me too but the last two have come up clean, so on the 5 year plan now. My doc told me to take two large heaping tablespoons of metamucil every night. That's more than the amount recommended but I believe it is helping.

I personnel think it is genetics. Talking fiber just helps you pass whatever polyps may or may not be there. Weird flex. I lost over 25 libs a few years ago during COVID and got extremely better in diet and exercise. Didnt seem to matter.

 

[Ernest T. Vol]

I personnel think it is genetics. Talking fiber just helps you pass whatever polyps may or may not be there. Weird flex. I lost over 25 libs a few years ago during COVID and got extremely better in diet and exercise. Didnt seem to matter.

Yep. I've got big time cholesterol no matter my diet. Has to be in the genetics. I've lost 30 pounds before and monitored every gram of fat with absolutely no change in my blood.

 

[apevol]

y'all are making me sad

 

[clarksvol00]

I personnel think it is genetics. Talking fiber just helps you pass whatever polyps may or may not be there. Weird flex. I lost over 25 libs a few years ago during COVID and got extremely better in diet and exercise. Didnt seem to matter.

I'm glad for you. I know how much you hate libs. (It's a joke).

 

[Orangeslice13]

Slice in action….
Hero saves the day in Hollywood… Sorry punk, that’s gonna leave a mark…

That was a nice takedown