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#52,004
I'm now convinced that Souce fathered a child with my sister in law, there's no other explanation for the boy to be so dumb, unless it was TFG.🤣 Anybody remember the part in Billy Madison when the principal said everyone in the room was dumber for having listened to him? Well, we feel that way after my nephew's phone call with my wife. His daddy supposedly had a heart attack?, not saying he didn't. He just was telling Tiffany?, on speakerphone, all about it. According to him it was a widowmaker, but once he got to the hospital they said his heart was perfect. He allegedly blowed out his aorta, has to have robotic surgery to remove all the arteries because they're all blocked, but then the dr is going to have to go in manually, and replace them because the robot can't do it. He's fine though, dr said it wasn't an emergency, and he could go home if he wanted, 5 minutes after getting there, which he drove himself. Dr said it's not an emergency case, and his heart and blood flow are perfect. That's pretty impressive for someone who had a widowmaker, blowed out their aorta, and has 100% blockage everywhere 🤣
 
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joevol33 said:
I'm now convinced that Souce fathered a child with my sister in law, there's no other explanation for the boy to be so dumb, unless it was TFG.🤣 Anybody remember the part in Billy Madison when the principal said everyone in the room was dumber for having listened to him? Well, we feel that way after my nephew's phone call with my wife. His daddy supposedly had a heart attack?, not saying he didn't. He just was telling Tiffany?, on speakerphone, all about it. According to him it was a widowmaker, but once he got to the hospital they said his heart was perfect. He allegedly blowed out his aorta, has to have robotic surgery to remove all the arteries because they're all blocked, but then the dr is going to have to go in manually, and replace them because the robot can't do it. He's fine though, dr said it wasn't an emergency, and he could go home if he wanted, 5 minutes after getting there, which he drove himself. Dr said it's not an emergency case, and his heart and blood flow are perfect. That's pretty impressive for someone who had a widowmaker, blowed out their aorta, and has 100% blockage everywhere 🤣
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AND has to have all his arteries completely removed!

I’m guessing this kid didn’t take anatomy and physiology?
 
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joevol33 said:
I'm now convinced that Souce fathered a child with my sister in law, there's no other explanation for the boy to be so dumb, unless it was TFG.🤣 Anybody remember the part in Billy Madison when the principal said everyone in the room was dumber for having listened to him? Well, we feel that way after my nephew's phone call with my wife. His daddy supposedly had a heart attack?, not saying he didn't. He just was telling Tiffany?, on speakerphone, all about it. According to him it was a widowmaker, but once he got to the hospital they said his heart was perfect. He allegedly blowed out his aorta, has to have robotic surgery to remove all the arteries because they're all blocked, but then the dr is going to have to go in manually, and replace them because the robot can't do it. He's fine though, dr said it wasn't an emergency, and he could go home if he wanted, 5 minutes after getting there, which he drove himself. Dr said it's not an emergency case, and his heart and blood flow are perfect. That's pretty impressive for someone who had a widowmaker, blowed out their aorta, and has 100% blockage everywhere 🤣
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Has she always been a female, or did she transition?
That might make a difference to @Souce pre-daddy.
 
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Not whining just sharing.

Woke up at 3:32 in excruciating pain. Took a Lil sum sum and 2 and a half hours later I'm finished with 2 loads of laundry, portioned 7.5 lbs of frozen fruit and cooked a dozen 1.5 egg omelets.

Now I feel I've earned the right to watch The Godfather 1 and 2 today. My plan cometh together.
 
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