I think Ash gets that title.  Anyway I'm back home.  The procedure went great - I was even awake and remember, but it didn't work.  Turns out my atrial appendage is irregular - like a lot of the rest of my body, and a round closure just wasn't' going to plug the hole.  The surgeon said she tried three sizes each a couple of times and they popped back out.  There's something else in development, so maybe in the future.  I will say that if any of you guys are at risk for strokes due to atrial fibrillation, I'd go for the Watchman - it was an easy process.