Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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#53,881
SamRebel35 said:
This dude had a 6" dong hanging from his forearm for six years!?!? That is a level of dedication that I don't think I'll ever have for anything.

This quote made me crack up.

"In the new documentary — “The Man With a Penis on his Arm” — MacDonald recalls helping an elderly lady retrieve an item from the top shelf at a supermarket, only to have the penis pop out from beneath his sleeve and nearly hit her on the head"
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I am so confused
 
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Got one of those great anesthesia induced naps today. The guy pushing the drugs must have gone a little heavy on the throttle; I was way not ready to wake up - definitely a bit grumpy that they disrupted a great nap.
 
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AM64 said:
Got one of those great anesthesia induced naps today. The guy pushing the drugs must have gone a little heavy on the throttle; I was way not ready to wake up - definitely a bit grumpy that they disrupted a great nap.
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I went with the gas for the first time on my last dental appointment (I had a fifth wisdom tooth that caused MASSIVE swelling in my jaw... couldn't close my mouth going into the appointment), and it was surreal. It wasn't full anesthesia because I have an irrational fear of going under, but holy crap it was like huffing whip-its for 45 minutes. 10/10 would recommend.
 
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DinkinFlicka said:
I went with the gas for the first time on my last dental appointment (I had a fifth wisdom tooth that caused MASSIVE swelling in my jaw... couldn't close my mouth going into the appointment), and it was surreal. It wasn't full anesthesia because I have an irrational fear of going under, but holy crap it was like huffing whip-its for 45 minutes. 10/10 would recommend.
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I always remember having ether as a kid - terrible experience, so even though I've had anesthesia several times in the last few years, I still have qualms about it. From my experiences, you are good to go with anesthesia these days. Some of it is even conscious sedation with something to induce amnesia so you don't remember - apparently you can respond and there's no pain, but you have no clue after. The worst part is they want you awake after, and you want to sleep ... sadists. Hope that helps a little.

Hope you are feeling well after the extraction. Take care, and absolutely don't get a dry socket. It's an experience you'll be happy to miss out on.
 
#53,892
#53,892
Hey no problem...breeak out my new box cutter.

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SOB. Can I borrow ur box cutter to open my box cutter to cut the zip tie?
 
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hog88 said:
Former employee just stopped by to say hi and goodbye. Guy has cirrhosis of the liver from alcoholism (reason we fired him), has lost 80lbs in the 6 months since he worked here and looks like a stick figure. Says he only has a few more months to live. Terrible way to go out.
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Yep. Happened to my brother.
 
#53,897
#53,897
they found the alabama fugitive couple's vehicle near Franklin, TN.... says they found it days ago but did not realize it was the escapee's vehicle... yikes
 
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