Seinfeld thread

#26
#26
Originally posted by hohenfelsvol@Dec 11, 2005 8:10 PM
Or where Seinfeld had to wear the Pirate shirt during an interview.  He couldn't hear the woman talk and just agreed to wear her shirt.  Funny.
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The puffy shirt episode with the quiet talker! :lol:

How about "man hands"
 
#28
#28
I rememer the close talker and the sidler (sp?)

One of my favorites was shrinkage

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

jerry said "I think women know about shrinkage"

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#29
#29
That was good one. Was that one also with the ugly baby? If not, that's another classic. All had to fake how beautiful and cut the newborn was.
 
#30
#30
Originally posted by hohenfelsvol@Dec 11, 2005 7:07 PM
My favorite is "The bet" episode about who could be "Master of their domain" the longest.  Elaine had to bet double to be in and Kramer was out after 10mins.
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#31
#31
Oh yea. Another one is wear Kramer went to meet his black girlfriend's family. He fell asleep in the tanning bed and was burned to a crisp. They thought he was nut which of course he is.
 
#32
#32
Originally posted by hohenfelsvol@Dec 11, 2005 8:18 PM
That was good one.  Was that one also with the ugly baby? If not, that's another classic.  All had to fake how beautiful and cut the newborn was.
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The baby was "breathtaking" :biggrin2:
 
#36
#36
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man sending his soup back at a deli. (George-marine biologist).
 
#37
#37
Kramer hitting golf balls into the ocean and George had to save the whale. Good one.

Nose picking show where Jerry scratches his nose but friend thinks he was picking. No PICKING... I was scratching!!
 
#38
#38
Originally posted by utfantilidie@Dec 11, 2005 9:15 PM
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man sending his soup back at a deli. (George-marine biologist).
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I was thinkiing about that one earlier. That's hilarious when George is telling that story. :eek:lol:
 
#39
#39
Kramer taking pictures of George posing partially naked so he can get them developed by a lady George wants to impress at the 1 hr photo. Only the photos ended up in the hands of the gay photo developer who sent them through the mail and got George in trouble with Newman for using the U.S Mail to send pornography.
 
#40
#40
There were a couple Great Parking Sport episodes. The one I remember is George at hospital asking everyone to come look at his spot. Then a suicide jumper jumps right onto his car.
 
#41
#41
Never actually watched a whole episode... but I enjoy the heck out of the creator, Larry David's, show on HBO.
 
#42
#42
Originally posted by hohenfelsvol@Dec 11, 2005 9:49 PM
There were a couple Great Parking Sport episodes.  The one I remember is George at hospital asking everyone to come look at his spot.  Then a suicide jumper jumps right onto his car.
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And the one where they can't find their car at the mall. Jerry gets taken in by security for peeing in the garage. Finally they find the car and it won't start.
 
#44
#44
What about the one where Jerry's father gets Kramer to run for President of the Del Boca Vista condo association in hopes of setting up a puppet regime where he pulls the strings.
 
#45
#45
Originally posted by GAVol@Dec 11, 2005 9:56 PM
What about the one where Jerry's father gets Kramer to run for President of the Del Boca Vista condo association in hopes of setting up a puppet regime where he pulls the strings.
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Isn't that the one where the dad thinks they have a deal on the Wizard organizers only to find out that they are "Willards" and the plot to take the presidency is foiled.
 
#48
#48
Elaine can't figure out what nationality her boyfriend is.
 
#50
#50
Originally posted by GAVol@Dec 11, 2005 10:26 PM
Elaine can't figure out what nationality her boyfriend is.
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She thought he was black and he thought she was hispanic. :lol:
 
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