The Official #1 Tennessee @ Florida Weekend Series Thread (Friday 6:30PM EST SEC NET+) (Saturday 6:30PM EST SEC NET+) (Sunday Noon SEC NET+)

[orange_glory]

Freak going to have to put a rating system on these threads with all this talk of dongs and dangling.

 

[VolPack22]

Like Georgia has lost the will to live

That was pretty darn funny right there!

 

[Switch 625]

Have y'all ever noticed how the state of Florida just kinda hangs off the rest of the country like a flaccid dong?

Their state motto is “America’s wang.”

 

[AllVolinGA]

I am.

 

[taylorvol]

Umpiring has been good except for last Friday.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Now I’m feeling a little bit uncomfortable that some of you are silently correcting my grammar.

Tomorrow is another day.

 

[Volstylexx]

While Tennessee is simultaneously erect east and west.

So i guess that makes Illinois and Indiana VERY good dong?

 

[wmcovol]

Announcers are BORING! Just not entertaining at all.
But Vols keep plugging along.

Need to finish strong.

I’d like to see Vols hang about 7 on them in the 8th.

 

[Halph66]

Was the dude talking to PreacherMan the 3X jersey guy?

 

[GhostVol]

Umpiring has been good except for last Friday.

When you know the ump's name something's gone wrong......

 

[Orange931]

Lazy swing by Honcho

 

[BruisedOrange]

Freak going to have to put a rating system on these threads with all this talk of dongs and dangling.

I think the F word (Florida) automatically raises the profanity count, according to my algorithm.

 

[volz2wallz]

@OrngeJuiceJones good so far?

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

So i guess that makes Illinois and Indiana VERY good dong?

Lawd ....you guys.

 

[Volfan574]

Score?

 

[DazzleVol]

If Tennessee hadn't scored any runs we would be shutting them out

 

[Vtonerider]

We need a dong to widen the gap.

 

[imw8n4u]

I'd sure feel better with a couple more insurance runs.

 

[Zues1]

When you step in the box you best be looking at the pitcher or he'll catch you by surprise.

 

[minorvol]

That was such a bad strike call. Wow.

 

[taylorvol]

What? Take away the 7 runs and Gators have only given up 4 runs???? Seriously??

 

[Volstylexx]

"if you take away the fact that TN only did this and that, and hit the ball, and struck us out, and made a few plays, then you will see just how good Florida is!!"

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Florida fans think each pitch is a strike .... getting so upset w/umpire.

 

[ClasslessVol]

Announcers are BORING! Just not entertaining at all.
But Vols keep plugging along.

Need to finish strong.

They’re definitely boring but those Ole Miss homers make these guys sound Gus Johnson-level exciting

 

[Orange931]

If Tennessee hadn't scored any runs we would be shutting them out

We’d be shutting ourselves out