Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[Enki_Amenra]

Is worst potential for bodily injury a Waffle House Prostate Stomp?!

What's more feared is the blue waffle stomp. . .

 

[Weezer]

Florida with 2 on and 2 out.

 

[Batman1948]

I have never been in the shower and thought.... Well, this is happening right now.

I'll tell you a true story--years ago, after a night of partying, me and two guys I worked with were on our way to play golf. When my friend parked the car, he and I started walking to the club house and the other guy just stood behind the car. We asked him if something was wrong, he said he had an accident---sh*t in his pants. He thought it was gonna be a fart . I told the pro one of our guys had an accident and he told us their showers were downstairs. If you can, picture a wet fart all down his leg . I bought him some shorts in the pro shop, and I gave him my rain pants from my bag so he could play golf.

The moral to this story is "never trust a fart after a night of heavy drinking"

 

[Weezer]

I'll tell you a true story--years ago, after a night of partying, me and two guys I worked with were on our way to play golf. When my friend parked the car, he and I started walking to the club house and the other guy just stood behind the car. We asked him if something was wrong, he said he had an accident---sh*t in his pants. He thought it was gonna be a fart . I told the pro one of our guys had an accident and he told us their showers were downstairs. If you can, picture a wet fart all down his leg . I bought him some shorts in the pro shop, and I gave him my rain pants from my bag so he could play golf.

The moral to this story is "never trust a fart after a night of heavy drinking"

Stopped reading after "me and two guys". I don't judge.

 

[Weezer]

Out of the inning unscathed.

 

[Pridedad]

ESPN decides to air Auburn v MS State women's softball, instead of #1 Tennessee v Florida rivalry game. . .

Title IX

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I have never been in the shower and thought.... Well, this is happening right now.

If you did, Depends are a new friend.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Waffle stomping.
FML

LOL

 

[SpringBokVol]

Smart of Florida to keep their guy in and not go to the bullpen.

They have conceded this game.

 

[engineerVOL]

No harm done 7-0 | T3

 

[Weezer]

1 out, 1 on for Tennessee.

 

[Weezer]

Runners on the corners, 1 out.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Teams are beat mentally before the game even starts. . .

 

[Rishvol]

Looked like it hit line but they'll keep it foul

 

[Rishvol]

Take note bob. This is how you talk up the number 1. And these are rival announcers

 

[Pridedad]

Looked like it hit line but they'll keep it foul

The camera angles are terrible on all of these games. The sec needs to have more cameras to help with replay. This is Bush league.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Irrelevant to this discussion. He married her and is taking care of her. How many Hooters girls have any of you Morans married?

6?
wait, maybe I read that wrong

 

[volbeast33]

Gators fan were talking trash a couple weeks ago stating they wanted Tennessee….. What happened?

 

[SugarCC]

List of @Weezer approved fetishes forth coming later.

 

[StoVol]

My Indian name is Wafflestomp Hopenis

 

[engineerVOL]

Vols 7-1 | T5

 

[Jimmy Football]

Gators fan were talking trash a couple weeks ago stating they wanted Tennessee….. What happened?

Old Man Reality paid ‘em a visit.

 

[Pridedad]

@Weezer got lost in his fetishes and stop giving updates.

 

[StoVol]

How do we score so much and also have great pitching
You never see teams have both

 

[Glitch]

I will freely admit I enjoy peeing in the shower. Who doesn't? But pooping should be done in the toilet. There are some lines I'm just not willing to cross.

From the guy who sends big purple newdz to. EVVVVERRRYBODY!