Let me do my best old school Channel 5 promo.
"Well Lance, I have a message for GordonC. I will be in action tonight at the National Guard Armory in Jonesboro where I take on GordonC. Once I take care of GordonC tonight in Jonesboro, I am coming for you Orange Sunset. You are talking all this chit about me. You keep running your mouth but you can't run anymore since I will see you in a steel cage this Monday night at the Mid South Colissuem. Hair vs Hair, loser leaves town. Once I light you on fire, I will piledrive you in the middle of the ring to get you out of Memphis once and for all."