**BREAKING NEWS REGARDING BEHR**** JUST IN***

[Behr]

There is no Anthony Bourdain of the ‘Zone. That’s his private Idaho. Buy into it at your peril.

 

[joevol33]

I'm about 70 miles from CNN, on my way there with this story!!

 

[Behr]

I'm so embarrassed. The jig is up they finally found me.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The jig is most certainly up.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

BBQ spaghetti is about to have a reckoning.

 

[Behr]

I'm bout to go bosgap on a some beach.

 

[Behr]

Blood coming out of all his orfuses.

 

[Behr]

I got more inteligents in my left nut.

 

[82_VOL_83]

I knew it, you that Bobby Flay a whole aren't you.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

 

[NorCalVol67]

I'm so embarrassed. The jig is up they finally found me.

Do you even know how to boil water?

 

[theFallGuy]

BBQ spaghetti is about to have a reckoning.

As an unbelievable dish

 

[95 Vol Alum]

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

My world is rocked with this news. What's next? NorCal actually doesn't have servants

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Anthony Bourdain is off limits. So whoever, STFU and GTFO.

 

[Souce]

 

[Orangeredblooded]

 

[Volsome_Sauce]

If you're not the ghost of Anthony Bourdain then who is?

 

[NorCalVol67]

My world is rocked with this news. What's next? NorCal actually doesn't have servants

And I don’t drink.

 

[508mikey]

As an unbelievable dish

 

[rocytop2624]

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[Tin Man]

It's a few posts further down. I was just having fun because tfg had just adked the same question not long ago.

But I'm not sure you can trust me. I've been lying all these years. I'm not really Anthony Bourdain. I lied about being a celebrity Chef. I even lied about how awesome I was. All those times I said I know more than anyone here? That was a lie. All those times I asked for everyone to ask me for my opinion? I was drunk. All those times I begged for your praise and attention? I'm sorry.

Please go ask Tin Man from now on because it's obviously so important to him that he doesn't mind looking like a jealous little bitch in front of the people he throws under the bus trying to insult me.

If he weren't so grandiose I'd actually feel sorry for him, but I can't help but laugh.

I’m living in your head rent free. You chase me around the ‘Zone, trying to provoke me. You create threads that copy the threads of others in some pathetic Internet message board power play. I ignore you. If I’m not posting in a thread you’ve created, it’s because I’m using the ignore function to filter you out (I don’t see them).

 

[tnuhcvols]

Lulz

 

[508mikey]