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Oh my sweet Jose quervo 1800.

That suuuucked.
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Last week a teenage stockboy at Foodcity hit on HBPW. She wont tell me what he said. Haha
Today, a 40ish woman customer hit on her at Firehouse Subs. :D
My wife came home from a shopping trip for groceries at Walmart. She said a fat black man asked her if she was interested in a new relationship. She didn’t say a word to him, left her cart in the middle of the aisle, left the store and came home. She was visibly shaken when she was telling me about it.
 
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My wife came home from a shopping trip for groceries at Walmart. She said a fat black man asked her if she was interested in a new relationship. She didn’t say a word to him, left her cart in the middle of the aisle, left the store and came home. She was visibly shaken when she was telling me about it.
When I was younger, I'd get all mad and ruffled. Now, I like hearing about her wannabe suitors advances. Only one has touched her, an older fella in the Commisary in Alaska. He grabbed her hand and asked were those fingernails real. After she said yes he held her hand up to show them to his wife and told her "See! Why can't you do this?" I suppose he was tired of paying for salon nails. Lol
 
When I was younger, I'd get all mad and ruffled. Now, I like hearing about her wannabe suitors advances. Only one has touched her, an older fella in the Commisary in Alaska. He grabbed her hand and asked were those fingernails real. After she said yes he held her hand up to show them to his wife and told her "See! Why can't you do this?" I suppose he was tired of paying for salon nails. Lol

Better asking if her nails are real instead of asking if her tits are real.
 
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