Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

Am I supposed to factor the age of my prosthetic into my age? It would shave a couple years off, at least. I'm 44, but 15% of me is 2.

When we were carded at a restaurant the other day, I'd just been to the cardiologist and discussing a new aortic valve. I laughed and told her that my replacement valve was 21 years old and could even qualify on it's own.
 
Posted by GV in another thread.

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Looks like him and @SumSoonerChick have been up to shenanigans.
 
Considering how I had to debase myself to earn money in college, my lack of taste was a great blessing.

I like most 80s hair bands, but never could get into GNR. Loved the music, hated Axl Rose as a singer.

He sounds like a screeching tomcat with its balls in an industrial machine press.
 
I like most 80s hair bands, but never could get into GNR. Loved the music, hated Axl Rose as a singer.

He sounds like a screeching tomcat with its balls in an industrial machine press.

That's an oddly specific simile.

He's a douche canoe and not a great vocalist but it just worked for me.
 
That's an oddly specific simile.

He's a douche canoe and not a great vocalist but it just worked for me.
… I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you 'til it hurts
I know you're hurt too, but what else can we do?
Tormented and torn apart
I wish I could carry your smile in my heart
For times when my life seems so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know
Doesn't really know
… I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong
 
… I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you 'til it hurts
I know you're hurt too, but what else can we do?
Tormented and torn apart
I wish I could carry your smile in my heart
For times when my life seems so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know
Doesn't really know
… I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

Bromance or not. I liked the album.
 
… I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you 'til it hurts
I know you're hurt too, but what else can we do?
Tormented and torn apart
I wish I could carry your smile in my heart
For times when my life seems so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know
Doesn't really know
… I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

 
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