VolunteerHillbilly
Spike Drinks, Not Trees
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you've already told us where you work
and this looks pretty specificCase in point, my hospital is listed as an 86 bed facility with 9 ICU beds. Spot on for the ICU bed capacity, but we try to stay at 8 in order to have a “code bed” available in case someone crashes elsewhere in the hospital. As far as actual beds, there are maybe 65 beds and that includes mother/baby and L&D.
True story from today. 61 year old female comes in to ER, cough/congestion/chest pain/SHOB, O2 sat will drop to 86% on room air. I start an IV, draw some blood, etc.
Me: “I’m going to swab you for COVID also.”
Her: “I tested negative a week ago. Was it maybe too soon?”
Me: “Maybe too soon, maybe too late, maybe a false negative…who knows? Did you get your vaccine?”
Her: (Stares)
Me: (Stares back)
Her: “I’m a diehard Republican……and I guess I might die hard.”
Me: “You took the words out of my mouth so now I don’t have to say them.”
She tested positive.


