The Rod Wilks thread (merged)

[BigSteve09]

You must be right, I can't find it.. Does he have a brother??

Zeus

 

[samdavol]

they were escorting him

:lolabove:

 

[cutnitclose]

Rod Wilkes ATE his brother.

lol

 

[Plano Vol]

all I know is that when Rod was born, his mother wanted to name him Richard. The head nurse opined that Rod would be much more appropriate than Dick.

 

[Sudden Impact]

whats the big deal with him?

Same question CLK asked MH during the initial interview.

 

[UTvol1fn]

silly question!

 

[orange parmejohn]

i dont know the origing of the Rod Wilks, jokes, but they sure are funny. some meaningless point or joke that snowballed,out of control, probably.

 

[Midfielder10]

Same question CLK asked MH during the initial interview.

Kiffin should be worried for his job if he hasn't done enough research on personnel to know who the best player in the nation is. That's similar to McNabb not knowing there were ties in the NFL.

 

[BigSteve09]

i dont know the origing of the Rod Wilks, jokes, but they sure are funny. some meaningless point or joke that snowballed,out of control, probably.

i believe CNN called it, "Accolades of a Warrior"

 

[Sudden Impact]

last person to post the Rod Wilks story wins

 

[Midfielder10]

last person to post the Rod Wilks story wins

Christmas is over. Surely you heard it enough.

 

[Sudden Impact]

Christmas is over. Surely you heard it enough.

rod wilks gives us the thread that keeps on giving like christmas.

 

[RCKYT0P]

Here is a thread from yesterday that explains it a little bit
http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols/63610-players-have-yet-meet-coach-kiffin.html

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

i dont know the origing of the Rod Wilks, jokes, but they sure are funny. some meaningless point or joke that snowballed,out of control, probably.

It's been explained on here several times. One of the regular posters is from Smyrna, and right after RW signed with the Vols, he started several threads about how great RW is. He even started a thread about Wilkes girlfriend if I remember correctly. Several other posters just took off with it.

 

[BigSteve09]

"Contrary to popular belief I actually am the American Revolution." - Rod Wilks on History

 

[TravisHenryCBlockedMe]

Here is a thread from yesterday that explains it a little bit
http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols/63610-players-have-yet-meet-coach-kiffin.html

Mere mortals such as ourselves cannot possibly explain a being that bends the rules of space and time.

 

[rockytophigh]

i dont know the origing of the Rod Wilks, jokes, but they sure are funny. some meaningless point or joke that snowballed,out of control, probably.

you are dead on....however I would caution you on using Rod Wilks & the word joke so close together...he can sense it.
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[BigSteve09]

"Science is great and all, but when you see a perfect specimen such as myself, you have to ponder, "there must've been an all-powerful creator of something that magnificent", you know? Not to disprove anyone's beliefs, but, I think it's safe to say that Science is wrong on this one." - Wilks on himself and evolution

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

When Satan sins, Rod Wilks made him do it...

 

[emainvol]

Rod Wilks made a burrito so hot that God couldn't eat it.

 

[BigSteve09]

when rod wilks goes to the grocery store, people pay to ride on the bottom.

 

[emainvol]

when rod wilks goes to the grocery store, people pay to ride on the bottom.

You are kidding yourself if you think Rod Wilks shops for himself.

 

[BigSteve09]

You are kidding yourself if you think Rod Wilks shops for himself.

i heard that he only goes to buy his own condoms

once a day

 

[rockytophigh]

i heard that he only goes to buy his own condoms

once a day

he can only buy those at Smyrna Tent & Awning.
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[emainvol]

he can only buy those at Smyrna Tent & Awning.
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nice!